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28-09-2015, 07:30 AM
RE: Ask Muffs all those deep hard life questions.
(28-09-2015 07:04 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(28-09-2015 06:58 AM)Mathilda Wrote:  ...
What should I smear on myself to sweeten the deal?
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Most people assume the chocolate sauce stuff BUT what they fail to realize is that it goes hard and hard chocolate is not what you want to be hard in the bedroom.
You want him licking your clitoris not the hardened chocolate covering it.
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Gay schoolboy error.

It goes hard on ice cream not at body temperature.

Are you suggesting that Mathilda is fridgid [sic].

Huh

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28-09-2015, 07:36 AM
RE: Ask Muffs all those deep hard life questions.
(28-09-2015 07:30 AM)DLJ Wrote:  
(28-09-2015 07:04 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  ...
Most people assume the chocolate sauce stuff BUT what they fail to realize is that it goes hard and hard chocolate is not what you want to be hard in the bedroom.
You want him licking your clitoris not the hardened chocolate covering it.
...

Gay schoolboy error.

It goes hard on ice cream not at body temperature.

Are you suggesting that Mathilda is fridgid [sic].

Huh

She's smearing dog food and soggy ramen noodles over her minge, she doesn't exactly sound like she's getting too hot and steamy.

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28-09-2015, 07:39 AM
RE: Ask Muffs all those deep hard life questions.
If an Earmuffs falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear, does it curse it's head off? Drinking Beverage

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28-09-2015, 07:41 AM
RE: Ask Muffs all those deep hard life questions.
Dear Muffs,

Do you like hairy sausages?

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28-09-2015, 07:47 AM
RE: Ask Muffs all those deep hard life questions.
(28-09-2015 07:39 AM)KidCharlemagne1962 Wrote:  If an Earmuffs falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear, does it curse it's head off? Drinking Beverage

Yes.

Quote:Dear Muffs,

Do you like hairy sausages?

Considering if it was hairy it would be rather old and moldy I think I'll stick to my mold free sausages. My favorite sausage is lamb and rosemary. Mmmmm lamb and rosemary sausage... I'm gonna buy some of those today.

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28-09-2015, 07:58 AM
RE: Ask Muffs all those deep hard life questions.
What's the wrong way to answer this question??

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28-09-2015, 07:59 AM
RE: Ask Muffs all those deep hard life questions.
(28-09-2015 07:36 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(28-09-2015 07:30 AM)DLJ Wrote:  Gay schoolboy error.

It goes hard on ice cream not at body temperature.

Are you suggesting that Mathilda is fridgid [sic].

Huh

She's smearing dog food and soggy ramen noodles over her minge, she doesn't exactly sound like she's getting too hot and steamy.

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28-09-2015, 08:02 AM
RE: Ask Muffs all those deep hard life questions.
(28-09-2015 07:58 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  What's the wrong way to answer this question??

There is no wrong way to answer it. By answering it you answer the question. And by not answering it you answer it wrong which in turn answers the question.

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28-09-2015, 08:04 AM
RE: Ask Muffs all those deep hard life questions.
So that makes your answer right - so you didn't answer the question......

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28-09-2015, 08:08 AM
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(28-09-2015 08:04 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  So that makes your answer right - so you didn't answer the question......

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I did answer it because I told you how to answer it which was the question.

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