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28-09-2015, 08:21 AM
RE: Ask Muffs all those deep hard life questions.
Dear Muffs,

My husband keeps calling me a 'clarty besom'. I think it's a Scottish phrase to describe a fair and dainty lass. How can I repay the complement?
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28-09-2015, 08:23 AM
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Can a fat person go skinny dipping?

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28-09-2015, 08:32 AM
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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?

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28-09-2015, 08:34 AM
RE: Ask Muffs all those deep hard life questions.
is it 100% true that nothing can be 100% true.

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28-09-2015, 08:36 AM
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(28-09-2015 07:41 AM)Mathilda Wrote:  Dear Muffs,

Do you like hairy sausages?

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That's just so very wrong on so many levels.

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28-09-2015, 08:55 AM
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(28-09-2015 08:32 AM)Octapulse Wrote:  How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?

3

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28-09-2015, 08:58 AM
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What are you hiding under your earmuffs. I'm suspicious. Dodgy

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28-09-2015, 10:36 AM
RE: Ask Muffs all those deep hard life questions.
(28-09-2015 06:40 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  
Quote:Why is the sky blue?

Because that is the colour that doesn't pass through our atmosphere where all the other colours of the spectrum pass through. Thus why a sunset is all orange and red and shit because the angle the light hits the atmosphere is different and so different colours can't pass through and light up the sky.

No Sorry. Try again. If what you said is true, then the color blue would not appear on the surface. Hint, look up dispersion.

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28-09-2015, 10:39 AM
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Muffs the all knowing Bowing

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28-09-2015, 10:40 AM
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(28-09-2015 08:55 AM)unfogged Wrote:  
(28-09-2015 08:32 AM)Octapulse Wrote:  How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?

3

If you are basing your answer on the original experiment, I have to reject it. That third lick was technically a chomp

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