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28-09-2015, 11:29 AM (This post was last modified: 28-09-2015 11:33 AM by Mathilda.)
RE: Ask Muffs all those deep hard life questions.
If I was travelling from Munich to Nuremberg by train, how big would a black hole at Cern have to be to make me half an hour late for tea due to time dilation?

(My husband tells me that I will arrive at the correct time but I might be looking at my watching during the journey and getting stressed because I think I'm going to be late.)
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28-09-2015, 12:05 PM
RE: Ask Muffs all those deep hard life questions.
(28-09-2015 10:40 AM)Octapulse Wrote:  
(28-09-2015 08:55 AM)unfogged Wrote:  3

If you are basing your answer on the original experiment, I have to reject it. That third lick was technically a chomp

It depends on how long your tongue is.........

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28-09-2015, 01:21 PM
RE: Ask Muffs all those deep hard life questions.
I see a lot of questions, very few answers.

Muffs? Explain yourself. Angry

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28-09-2015, 02:43 PM
RE: Ask Muffs all those deep hard life questions.
(28-09-2015 11:29 AM)Mathilda Wrote:  If I was travelling from Munich to Nuremberg by train, how big would a black hole at Cern have to be to make me half an hour late for tea due to time dilation?

(My husband tells me that I will arrive at the correct time but I might be looking at my watching during the journey and getting stressed because I think I'm going to be late.)

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28-09-2015, 03:09 PM
RE: Ask Muffs all those deep hard life questions.
If the Standard Model holds (which it keeps doing) the LHC doesn't put out enough juice to make black holes. You need another excuse. Tongue

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28-09-2015, 03:20 PM
RE: Ask Muffs all those deep hard life questions.
(28-09-2015 08:23 AM)Slowminded Wrote:  Can a fat person go skinny dipping?

More importantly, how could you tell?

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28-09-2015, 04:36 PM
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(28-09-2015 12:05 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  
(28-09-2015 10:40 AM)Octapulse Wrote:  If you are basing your answer on the original experiment, I have to reject it. That third lick was technically a chomp

It depends on how long your tongue is.........

Well then, we need a sample size of at least 30 tongues to ensure a normal distribution of the mean average of tongue length to make it a fair experiment

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28-09-2015, 04:39 PM
RE: Ask Muffs all those deep hard life questions.
Why does nobody love me?

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28-09-2015, 05:02 PM
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(28-09-2015 04:39 PM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  Why does nobody love me?

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28-09-2015, 05:06 PM
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(28-09-2015 04:39 PM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  Why does nobody love me?

You're fat and ugly with a horrible disposition and man boobs. Drinking Beverage

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