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17-06-2017, 05:22 AM
RE: Ask The Person Below You A Question.
(17-06-2017 04:57 AM)DLJ Wrote:  Q: Was Socrates a real person or a fictional character created by Plato?

Consider

A: Yes.

Q: Do you have one great disappointment in your life?

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17-06-2017, 05:55 AM
Ask The Person Below You A Question.
(17-06-2017 05:22 AM)Chas Wrote:  
(17-06-2017 04:57 AM)DLJ Wrote:  Q: Was Socrates a real person or a fictional character created by Plato?

Consider

A: Yes.

Q: Do you have one great disappointment in your life?


Yes. It was the fact that I waited 47 years to get my first John Deere tractor.

What kind of car do you drive?
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17-06-2017, 05:57 AM
RE: Ask The Person Below You A Question.
(17-06-2017 05:55 AM)KUSA Wrote:  
(17-06-2017 05:22 AM)Chas Wrote:  A: Yes.

Q: Do you have one great disappointment in your life?


Yes. It was the fact that I waited 47 years to get my first John Deere tractor.

What kind of car do you drive?

A bicycle.

How do smurfs procreate?

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17-06-2017, 06:56 AM
RE: Ask The Person Below You A Question.
(17-06-2017 05:57 AM)morondog Wrote:  ...
How do smurfs procreate?

A: While watching blue movies.

Q: Is the US justice system ever going to convict a cop of murdering a black person?

No

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17-06-2017, 07:31 AM (This post was last modified: 17-06-2017 07:36 AM by jennybee.)
RE: Ask The Person Below You A Question.
(16-06-2017 10:58 PM)WillHopp Wrote:  Is it just me or does a reminder that 13-year-olds can read this thread ring hollow when every thread has the words cunt or fuck in them yet a comical exchange about threesomes, shaving pubic hair and masturbation gets a stern warning? Just sayin.

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Laptop or tablet?

I sometimes have a hard time figuring out what's "appropriate" for the forum for the same reasons you described in your post (along with other things I've seen on here out in the open forum). I just assumed no nudity and everything else was fair game.

I thought that's what the 18 plus section was for--to show yer ass if you want to Wink or post gifs/cartoons involving nudity, items truly NSFW. Obviously, it would be Hobo if someone's bare ass popped up on the screen while your work supervisor walked by. Laugh out load

I can understand why no sex talk though. I wish it was different (just because no one goes in the 18 plus section), but what're you gonna do. Tongue
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17-06-2017, 07:56 AM
RE: Ask The Person Below You A Question.
(17-06-2017 06:56 AM)DLJ Wrote:  
(17-06-2017 05:57 AM)morondog Wrote:  ...
How do smurfs procreate?

A: While watching blue movies.

Q: Is the US justice system ever going to convict a cop of murdering a black person?

No

A: Sure... if the Cop is also black.

Q: Which of your senses would be the easiest for you to deal with losing?

A friend in the hole

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17-06-2017, 08:00 AM
RE: Ask The Person Below You A Question.
(17-06-2017 06:56 AM)DLJ Wrote:  
(17-06-2017 05:57 AM)morondog Wrote:  ...
How do smurfs procreate?

A: While watching blue movies.

Actually:

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17-06-2017, 08:03 AM
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(17-06-2017 08:00 AM)unsapien Wrote:  
(17-06-2017 06:56 AM)DLJ Wrote:  A: While watching blue movies.

Actually:

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17-06-2017, 08:05 AM
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(17-06-2017 07:56 AM)unsapien Wrote:  
(17-06-2017 06:56 AM)DLJ Wrote:  A: While watching blue movies.

Q: Is the US justice system ever going to convict a cop of murdering a black person?

No

A: Sure... if the Cop is also black.

Q: Which of your senses would be the easiest for you to deal with losing?

My 6th sense Hobo

Do you have a song for you and your significant other? Ya know something that you call "our song?"
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17-06-2017, 08:37 AM (This post was last modified: 17-06-2017 08:40 AM by EvolutionKills.)
RE: Ask The Person Below You A Question.
(17-06-2017 08:05 AM)jennybee Wrote:  
(17-06-2017 07:56 AM)unsapien Wrote:  A: Sure... if the Cop is also black.

Q: Which of your senses would be the easiest for you to deal with losing?

My 6th sense Hobo

Do you have a song for you and your significant other? Ya know something that you call "our song?"


C'mon Jenny, the correct answer is taste. If I lost that, I'd go right to eating rabbit food and roughage rather than the terrible but tasty shit I do now. Tongue


Having a song to share with your significant other requires actually having a significant other, so I'm shit outta luck. That being said, the next closest thing has to be a song that my mother and I both love, and we both would always sing along with every time we heard it. That song would be 311's Flowing.






Along the way to close my eyes
I lost where I was going
The more it will spin the more that I try
To stop my mind flowing
Away away
To all that I despise
Along the way to close my eyes



So if you had to travel; train, boat, or plane?

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