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23-04-2013, 11:14 PM (This post was last modified: 23-04-2013 11:19 PM by dimitriye98.)
RE: Ask a Theist!
If God spoke to you and ordered you to stop believing in him what would you do? I mean, belief is something that you really have no choice about. For example, while I feel it would be very nice and comforting to believe that I will one day go to a place where my every desire will be filled, I just can't, and God speaking to you would be definitive proof that he existed. Note: I'm assuming that you know for sure that God is speaking to you and that you are not just hallucinating.

"I know one thing, that I know nothing." —Plato
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24-04-2013, 03:50 PM
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(23-04-2013 11:14 PM)dimitriye98 Wrote:  If God spoke to you and ordered you to stop believing in him what would you do? I mean, belief is something that you really have no choice about. For example, while I feel it would be very nice and comforting to believe that I will one day go to a place where my every desire will be filled, I just can't, and God speaking to you would be definitive proof that he existed. Note: I'm assuming that you know for sure that God is speaking to you and that you are not just hallucinating.

Auditory hallucinations are common amongst the faithful. Dodgy

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25-04-2013, 01:35 PM
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So, um, is there really any question that hasn't been asked here already?

KC, how often do you scrub?

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25-04-2013, 09:33 PM
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What........






















....is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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25-04-2013, 09:37 PM
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What does God prefer, dogs or cats?

Bury me with my guns on, so when I reach the other side - I can show him what it feels like to die.
Bury me with my guns on, so when I'm cast out of the sky, I can shoot the devil right between the eyes.
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25-04-2013, 11:02 PM
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(25-04-2013 09:37 PM)Red Tornado Wrote:  What does God prefer, dogs or cats?

And which wine does he have with them?
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25-04-2013, 11:07 PM
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(25-04-2013 09:37 PM)Red Tornado Wrote:  What does God prefer, dogs or cats?

Dogs. Because my little Snuffy is an angel. Angel

It was just a fucking apple man, we're sorry okay? Please stop the madness Laugh out load
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25-04-2013, 11:10 PM
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(25-04-2013 11:07 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(25-04-2013 09:37 PM)Red Tornado Wrote:  What does God prefer, dogs or cats?

Dogs. Because my little Snuffy is an angel. Angel

Gonna go with Sheep on this one. His spokesmen are always blathering on about em.

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26-04-2013, 06:52 AM
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Do you prefer Natural Peanut Butter over . . . like Jiffy?
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27-04-2013, 12:24 AM (This post was last modified: 27-04-2013 01:24 AM by HU.Junyuan.)
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Sorry to be impolite. But this is one of the the techniques to reduce one's nervousness when he/she is overwhelmed to the level he/she could use his/her rational thiking:

Which bathroom does God go to? Gent's or ladies'?
When he/she unleashes his/her urinary urges, does he/she stand straight or sit down?

Want something? Then do something.
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