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18-03-2014, 04:17 PM
Ask a Theist!
(17-03-2014 10:50 AM)seroasha Wrote:  do u believe in evolution cause i like it but my pastor says its wrong so idk what to do

Ask your doctor if Evolution ™ is right for you. Side effects may include...

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18-03-2014, 04:21 PM (This post was last modified: 18-03-2014 04:24 PM by Jeffasaurus.)
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(18-03-2014 04:17 PM)Cardinal Smurf Wrote:  Ask your doctor if Evolution ™ is right for you. Side effects may include...

...realizing that you share common ancestry with all life on earth, having a great sense of oneness, feeling kinship with a pomegranate, realizing that all creation stories are bullshit, additional rational thought...

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18-03-2014, 05:16 PM
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(18-03-2014 04:21 PM)Jeffasaurus Wrote:  
(18-03-2014 04:17 PM)Cardinal Smurf Wrote:  Ask your doctor if Evolution ™ is right for you. Side effects may include...

...realizing that you share common ancestry with all life on earth, having a great sense of oneness, feeling kinship with a pomegranate, realizing that all creation stories are bullshit, additional rational thought...

...and death (some day).

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18-03-2014, 11:40 PM
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(18-03-2014 05:16 PM)Cardinal Smurf Wrote:  
(18-03-2014 04:21 PM)Jeffasaurus Wrote:  ...realizing that you share common ancestry with all life on earth, having a great sense of oneness, feeling kinship with a pomegranate, realizing that all creation stories are bullshit, additional rational thought...

...and death (some day).

You guys left out the 'erectile dysfunction'.

No side effects list is complete without it.

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18-03-2014, 11:51 PM
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(18-03-2014 05:16 PM)Cardinal Smurf Wrote:  
(18-03-2014 04:21 PM)Jeffasaurus Wrote:  ...realizing that you share common ancestry with all life on earth, having a great sense of oneness, feeling kinship with a pomegranate, realizing that all creation stories are bullshit, additional rational thought...

...and death (some day).

And zombification (some later day)...

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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19-03-2014, 01:16 AM
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(18-03-2014 11:51 PM)morondog Wrote:  
(18-03-2014 05:16 PM)Cardinal Smurf Wrote:  ...and death (some day).

And zombification (some later day)...

I'm pretty sure that Zombification comes with Creationism... Consider


Matthew 27:52-53 (KJV)
And the graves were opened; and many bodies of the saints which slept arose,
And came out of the graves after his resurrection, and went into the holy city, and appeared unto many.


Yep, that sounds like Jewish zombies to me. Thumbsup

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19-03-2014, 03:17 AM
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(19-03-2014 01:16 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  I'm pretty sure that Zombification comes with Creationism... Consider

Goddammit, now I'm gonna have to change my religion again Angry Zombification is the *whole point*. I mean, if you can't dine on the flesh of your descendants, what can you do?

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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19-03-2014, 03:21 AM
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(19-03-2014 03:17 AM)morondog Wrote:  
(19-03-2014 01:16 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  I'm pretty sure that Zombification comes with Creationism... Consider

Goddammit, now I'm gonna have to change my religion again Angry Zombification is the *whole point*. I mean, if you can't dine on the flesh of your descendants, what can you do?

Don't worry Super-Science will bring about a zombie plague at some point or another.

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26-03-2014, 03:22 PM
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KC,

Do you follow lent? Is it part of Calvinism, or is just a Catholic thing? If it is part of Calvinism, is it important to you?
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26-03-2014, 03:51 PM
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(26-03-2014 03:22 PM)Magoo Wrote:  KC,

Do you follow lent? Is it part of Calvinism, or is just a Catholic thing? If it is part of Calvinism, is it important to you?

No I don't. It's a Catholic thing and it is of no importance to me.

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