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25-02-2013, 05:22 AM
RE: Ask me anything!
(25-02-2013 04:26 AM)DLJ Wrote:  
(25-02-2013 02:32 AM)Atothetheist Wrote:  Obviously the Inverted Kiwi.

You were closer with a previous answer...
"... beats the naked body of a women anyday..."

She likes it rough! Everyday.

Dude, that's exactly what the Inverted Kiwi is.

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25-02-2013, 06:50 AM
RE: Ask me anything!
(25-02-2013 05:22 AM)Atothetheist Wrote:  
(25-02-2013 04:26 AM)DLJ Wrote:  You were closer with a previous answer...
"... beats the naked body of a women anyday..."

She likes it rough! Everyday.

Dude, that's exactly what the Inverted Kiwi is.

Kid, I dunno what text books you've been reading but for your edification:
The Verted Kiwi involves a green, hairy fruit.
The Subverted Kiwi involves a hairy fruit from below.
The Converted Kiwi involves a hairy fruit in the Missionary position.
But the Inverted Kiwi involves a hairy fruit in the 69 position.

Of course, the Inserted Kiwi involves a hairy fruit in the back door.

Consider

Now who does that remind me of?

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25-02-2013, 07:19 AM
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25-02-2013, 08:03 AM
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(06-09-2012 10:43 PM)Atothetheist Wrote:  Hey guys!

More or less I am bored, so I thought I would put up this thread to see if anybody has any questions about me. Adivce? Thoughts? Jokes? Usless shit? My relationships


Anything. Seriously, anything.


Well, ask away.
OK. Here's a question that has mystified me for years.

How is it that an asshole can bite off a turd, and yet it has no teeth?

Thanks.
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25-02-2013, 09:07 AM
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(25-02-2013 08:03 AM)Julius Wrote:  ...
How is it that an asshole can bite off a turd, and yet it has no teeth?

Thanks.

I sphincter answer is obvious.

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25-02-2013, 09:20 AM
RE: Ask me anything!
(25-02-2013 08:03 AM)Julius Wrote:  
(06-09-2012 10:43 PM)Atothetheist Wrote:  Hey guys!

More or less I am bored, so I thought I would put up this thread to see if anybody has any questions about me. Adivce? Thoughts? Jokes? Usless shit? My relationships


Anything. Seriously, anything.


Well, ask away.
OK. Here's a question that has mystified me for years.

How is it that an asshole can bite off a turd, and yet it has no teeth?

Thanks.


Uranus. Dodgy


Where's Erxomai when you need him?

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25-02-2013, 11:23 AM
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(25-02-2013 07:19 AM)Vera Wrote:  [Image: tumblr_m6k699mLhc1rn7f2zo1_400.jpg]

Sure, but that's not a question.

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25-02-2013, 11:23 AM
RE: Ask me anything!
(25-02-2013 08:03 AM)Julius Wrote:  
(06-09-2012 10:43 PM)Atothetheist Wrote:  Hey guys!

More or less I am bored, so I thought I would put up this thread to see if anybody has any questions about me. Adivce? Thoughts? Jokes? Usless shit? My relationships


Anything. Seriously, anything.


Well, ask away.
OK. Here's a question that has mystified me for years.

How is it that an asshole can bite off a turd, and yet it has no teeth?

Thanks.
Because a turd is usually so soft that it doesn't need teeth to cut through.

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25-02-2013, 11:32 AM
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(25-02-2013 11:23 AM)Atothetheist Wrote:  Sure, but that's not a question.
That it ain't. It was a general observation aimed a lot of folk in this thread.

You can turn it into a question yourself: "How do I get laid?" Start from there and see where it takes you Drinking Beverage

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25-02-2013, 11:35 AM
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(25-02-2013 11:32 AM)Vera Wrote:  
(25-02-2013 11:23 AM)Atothetheist Wrote:  Sure, but that's not a question.
That it ain't. It was a general observation aimed a lot of folk in this thread.

You can turn it into a question yourself: "How do I get laid?" Start from there and see where it takes you Drinking Beverage

That question usually takes me to a street corner. Sad

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