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25-02-2013, 12:48 PM
RE: Ask me anything!
(25-02-2013 11:35 AM)Atothetheist Wrote:  
(25-02-2013 11:32 AM)Vera Wrote:  That it ain't. It was a general observation aimed a lot of folk in this thread.

You can turn it into a question yourself: "How do I get laid?" Start from there and see where it takes you Drinking Beverage

That question usually takes me to a street corner. Sad

Really?

How much do you charge?

Were you the one in the short red skirt?

Drooling

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25-02-2013, 01:00 PM
RE: Ask me anything!
(25-02-2013 12:48 PM)DLJ Wrote:  
(25-02-2013 11:35 AM)Atothetheist Wrote:  That question usually takes me to a street corner. Sad

Really?

How much do you charge?

Were you the one in the short red skirt?

Drooling
No, I was the one in the green tank top and the baby blue miniskirt.

I charge a regular fee of 50 dollars to fuck off. 69 dollars to leave you, and 89 dollars to pat you on the head.

Standard messaging rates apply.



And this is why I am single guys, because I love making myself be the weird guy.

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26-11-2015, 11:58 AM
RE: Ask me anything!
Can I just bump this up because there is some genuinely funny shit in here

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26-11-2015, 12:03 PM
RE: Ask me anything!
(26-11-2015 11:58 AM)Atothetheist Wrote:  Can I just bump this up because there is some genuinely funny shit in here

No.

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27-11-2015, 12:29 AM
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Can you explain why my 3 year-old thinks it is a good idea to get up at 1 am? I am really damn tired.

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The very idea of God is a product of the human imagination."
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27-11-2015, 12:38 AM
RE: Ask me anything!
Dear Ato:

Let's say I have a dog. What would happen if I removed all the protons in the dog, but was able to somehow keep the neutrons and electrons acting as though they were still there?
The hows of the question don't matter.

The people closely associated with the namesake of female canines are suffering from a nondescript form of lunacy.
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27-11-2015, 12:47 AM
RE: Ask me anything!
(25-02-2013 01:00 PM)Atothetheist Wrote:  No, I was the one in the green tank top and the baby blue miniskirt.

And this is why I am single guys, because I love making myself be the weird guy.

Well... yes.

Green tank top and baby blue skirt? I mean, really.. what were you thinking!

Leather perhaps for the mini skirt (Depending on weather) and something perhaps dark to black or (For contrast) a pastel.

Nice thing about the leather is that it'll go with a lot of different colours.

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27-11-2015, 01:51 AM
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Why do dogs smell each other's butts, but humans do not?

It was just a fucking apple man, we're sorry okay? Please stop the madness Laugh out load
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27-11-2015, 02:43 AM
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(27-11-2015 01:51 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  Why do dogs smell each other's butts, but humans do not?

Cos humans have more scents.

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27-11-2015, 05:42 AM
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Why do I always choose the line in the store that the person in front of me when s/he gets to the cashier either:
    1 Can't remember how to use the ATM reader

    2 Has a 10 minute conservation with the cashier

    3 Has to be one of the few creatures on earth who writes a check



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