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07-09-2012, 02:29 PM
RE: Ask me anything!
Will you answer my first question? I demand an answer for it!

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07-09-2012, 02:36 PM
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(07-09-2012 02:12 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Does P=NP?
yes.
K, lets take this step by step:

P=Penetration NP= NonPenetration.

Since we know that penetration is thrust and power, we can find out what legally costitutes penetration.

Lets say, for example, the average human anus is about eight inches, and the penetration length has to be over one inches. Now, the ratio is ATongue

So, for ever 8inches of Anus, once you need to add an inch tothe penetration requirement.

Where A equals average Anus length, and P is penetration.

The problem would be:

A/8=P

Now assuming A is eight, the P would be 1 so P=1

Now, lets say the anus is double that
So A/8 equals P
Where A is sixteen, the penetration would be 2
NP would be under the minum P requirement, dependant on the Anus.
But if "it" went in about one, it would be One.

Now, we know it is dependant on the anus, but the if the anus was avergage, IT WOULD be P.

Since they both are 1
P can EQUAL NP in a value sense.

Tongue all that hardwork doing bullshit.

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07-09-2012, 02:37 PM
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(07-09-2012 12:01 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  Why do we park in driveways, yet drive on parkways?

Because a retard did the namingDodgy.

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07-09-2012, 02:38 PM
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(07-09-2012 11:05 AM)DLJ Wrote:  What is another word for "thesaurus"?

Synobook.

Or Lexicon.

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07-09-2012, 02:39 PM
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(07-09-2012 12:41 AM)Free Thought Wrote:  
(06-09-2012 10:43 PM)Atothetheist Wrote:  Hey guys!

More or less I am bored, so I thought I would put up this thread to see if anybody has any questions about me. Adivce? Thoughts? Jokes? Usless shit? My relationships


Anything. Seriously, anything.


Well, ask away.

Here goes nothing:

If a crocodile steals a child and promises its return if the father can correctly guess what the crocodile will do, how should the crocodile respond in the case that the father correctly guesses that the child will not be returned?

Easy, the crocodile will have buttsecks with the baby, thus "Taking Away" The baby's virginity and returning him at the same time.

Easy peasy lemon Squeezy.

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07-09-2012, 02:40 PM
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(07-09-2012 11:07 AM)DLJ Wrote:  Why is there only one Federal Trade Commission's Bureau of Competition?

Because the other one used steroids and got disqualified.Tongue

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07-09-2012, 02:41 PM
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(07-09-2012 12:18 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  Please tell me how the butthead bankrupt millionaire, barely dressed in baggy tights, had the bad luck to have a benign tumor beneath his balding hair discovered when running while walking his bird dog, while turning a blind eye to his book on tape, and instead ate a boneless rib.

Thanks awfully.

I allowed it to happen.

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07-09-2012, 02:42 PM
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(07-09-2012 02:17 PM)Phaedrus Wrote:  If Monty Python was a comedy show that earned its reputation for being off the wall, non-conventional, offensive, and in generally bad taste, what does it say about our society that a significant portion of our population can quote segments of their skits word for word, laughing, without seeing the irony?

We are biologically atracted to irony, iron is an important element to life, you know.

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07-09-2012, 03:33 PM
RE: Ask me anything!
Name a dry liquid.

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07-09-2012, 03:34 PM
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(07-09-2012 03:33 PM)kingschosen Wrote:  Name a dry liquid.

Thats not a question.

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