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29-11-2015, 02:18 PM
RE: Ask me anything!
(29-11-2015 05:22 AM)OhDannyBoy Wrote:  Will I break 100 in my golf game today?

DJ

We talking a par 3 9-hole course?

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29-11-2015, 02:21 PM
RE: Ask me anything!
Why do cats purr?

When I was a kid I used to wonder if a cat purred continually for hours...would their purr mechanism break or get sore or something? Maybe like a sore throat. I still wonder about that.

And what's the deal with pigs. Pig are considered to be really smart. Why? Especially considering that they look like dumbasses and taste so fabulous. You'd think they'd hurry up and evolve into tasting like sewer rats to save themselves from the breakfast table.

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29-11-2015, 03:39 PM
RE: Ask me anything!
(29-11-2015 02:21 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  You'd think they'd hurry up and evolve into tasting like sewer rats to save themselves from the breakfast table.

You know what sewer rats taste like?

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29-11-2015, 03:54 PM
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(29-11-2015 03:39 PM)unfogged Wrote:  
(29-11-2015 02:21 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  You'd think they'd hurry up and evolve into tasting like sewer rats to save themselves from the breakfast table.

You know what sewer rats taste like?

Chicken. Drinking Beverage

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29-11-2015, 03:55 PM
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(29-11-2015 03:39 PM)unfogged Wrote:  
(29-11-2015 02:21 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  You'd think they'd hurry up and evolve into tasting like sewer rats to save themselves from the breakfast table.

You know what sewer rats taste like?

If you cook rats with carrots and onions, it gets rid of the gamy flavor.

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29-11-2015, 04:00 PM
RE: Ask me anything!
(06-09-2012 10:43 PM)Atothetheist Wrote:  Hey guys!

More or less I am bored, so I thought I would put up this thread to see if anybody has any questions about me. Adivce? Thoughts? Jokes? Usless shit? My relationships


Anything. Seriously, anything.


Well, ask away.

Ok, how much straw could a strawberry bury if a strawberry could bury straw?
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30-11-2015, 05:34 AM
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(29-11-2015 02:18 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(29-11-2015 05:22 AM)OhDannyBoy Wrote:  Will I break 100 in my golf game today?

DJ

We talking a par 3 9-hole course?

Nice one!

DJ

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30-11-2015, 05:48 AM
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(27-11-2015 11:33 PM)Atothetheist Wrote:  
(27-11-2015 05:42 AM)OhDannyBoy Wrote:  Why do I always choose the line in the store that the person in front of me when s/he gets to the cashier either:
    1 Can't remember how to use the ATM reader

    2 Has a 10 minute conservation with the cashier

    3 Has to be one of the few creatures on earth who writes a check



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DJ

Do you go the store approximately at the same time? Maybe those people do too.

No...The stores seem to be equal opportunity corporations.

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