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29-02-2012, 02:26 PM
Asteroid. Dammit.
So apparently there is an asteroid. And it wants to come here and fuck shit up.

Asteroid of fucking shit up.

What do you think? I urge you to pretend that whether you think it will hit us or not, that it will indeed hit us if we don't punch it in the face.

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29-02-2012, 02:36 PM
RE: Asteroid. Dammit.
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29-02-2012, 02:38 PM
RE: Asteroid. Dammit.
(29-02-2012 02:26 PM)lucradis Wrote:  So apparently there is an asteroid. And it wants to come here and fuck shit up.

Asteroid of fucking shit up.

What do you think? I urge you to pretend that whether you think it will hit us or not, that it will indeed hit us if we don't punch it in the face.

But it will happen in 2040...
I don't care. We won't be here after December 21st... so don't worry.

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29-02-2012, 02:47 PM
RE: Asteroid. Dammit.
Well shit...
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29-02-2012, 03:10 PM
RE: Asteroid. Dammit.
Better call sonic blastman out of retirement




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29-02-2012, 03:41 PM
RE: Asteroid. Dammit.
Possibilites:

1) They're wrong and it doesn't hit us.
2) It does hit us before we can deflect it.
3) At the last moment we detonate a nuclear bomb on the asteroid causing it to narrowly miss Earth.

Of all the possible scenarios, I really hope 3 happens. Big Grin

But if I have to, I'll settle for 1.
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29-02-2012, 03:49 PM
RE: Asteroid. Dammit.
(29-02-2012 03:41 PM)Ben Wrote:  Possibilites:

1) They're wrong and it doesn't hit us.
2) It does hit us before we can deflect it.
3) At the last moment we detonate a nuclear bomb on the asteroid causing it to narrowly miss Earth.

Of all the possible scenarios, I really hope 3 happens. Big Grin

But if I have to, I'll settle for 1.

I nominate Bruce Willis.

Dammit Bruce, you better live until 2040! Don't quit on us now!
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29-02-2012, 04:10 PM
RE: Asteroid. Dammit.
(29-02-2012 03:41 PM)Ben Wrote:  Possibilites:

1) They're wrong and it doesn't hit us.
2) It does hit us before we can deflect it.
3) At the last moment we detonate a nuclear bomb on the asteroid causing it to narrowly miss Earth.

Of all the possible scenarios, I really hope 3 happens. Big Grin

But if I have to, I'll settle for 1.

Silly, you forgot about:

4) aliens save us
5) aliens destroys us before the asteroid
6) we destroy ourselves before
7) the asteroid bounces us off orbit and instead of dying right away we go into a slow death tumbling into oblivion (well, I guess that would be a version of 2)
8) We all light the farts of the world in unison and push the Earth slightly out of the way
9) (do these have to be realistic... damn they do don't they? Well, since most aren't anyway) Jebus reaches down and plays catch with it and writes out "just messin' with you" in the stars
10) all of humanity believes its a space ship and drink the cool-aid.. except for one person who laughs until the asteroid hits 'em.
11) uh, beer? beer is the solution to everything, isn't it?

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29-02-2012, 04:14 PM
RE: Asteroid. Dammit.
I will be living on the moon colony watching the damage of the Earth from orbit in a celebration knowing it will lead to an immediate collapse of the future of my futile outside life accomplishments.
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29-02-2012, 04:26 PM
RE: Asteroid. Dammit.
(29-02-2012 04:14 PM)ClydeLee Wrote:  I will be living on the moon colony watching the damage of the Earth from orbit in a celebration knowing it will lead to an immediate collapse of the future of my futile outside life accomplishments.

Maybe we'll get lucky and it will hit the moon instead... which may play with our orbit as well, but it will probably definitely mess up our tides which may be even a slower death. It might buy us some time though... to do... something.

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