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24-11-2014, 06:47 AM (This post was last modified: 24-11-2014 08:34 AM by earmuffs.)
Atheism activism Earmuffs style. A cool story bro by Muffs.
So I'm at work and it's the final hour of my shift and so I'm doing recovery which is basically pulling shit forward, removing shit that doesn't go there and basically making the shelf look good for the customers. I'm the best at it so they constantly put me on it even though I hate it but whatever.

Anywho, so we have a heap of Christmas shit in including Christmas cards. There's a shelf and it's just piles and piles of random Christmas card packs (like packs of 5 cards) with heaps of different pictures on them. The pictures were everything from cartoon Santa's to Reindeer to baby Jesus to angels. Anyway, having a bit of time on my hands I decided that I'd redo this whole shelf (it needed it anyway, it was a fucking mess). So all baby Jesus's and angels and religious themed cards to the bottom and all the cartoon Santa's, Rudolph's and other non-religious themed cards to the top.
Let's just say that there's gonna be a few less baby Jesus's being passed around this year.

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24-11-2014, 07:05 AM
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Muffs you so crazy!!

But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

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24-11-2014, 07:07 AM
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Another successful attack in this war on Christmas!

We (don't) have God on our side.

WE SHALL PREVAIL!!!
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24-11-2014, 07:09 AM
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Inspiring story, Muffs.

It makes me want to go to the local Hallmark, grab a stack of Santa cards, and "misplace" them in front of all the baby jesuses.

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24-11-2014, 07:38 AM
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Oh great. You make the Baby Jesus cry. Confused

Insufferable know-it-all.Einstein God has a plan for us. Please stop screwing it up with your prayers.
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24-11-2014, 07:58 AM
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(24-11-2014 07:38 AM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  Oh great. You make the Baby Jesus cry. Confused

Happy Holidays, bitches!!!

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24-11-2014, 08:20 AM
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(24-11-2014 07:38 AM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  Oh great. You make the Baby Jesus cry. Confused

Baby Jesus is such a whiner. Dodgy

Popcorn I put more thought into fiction than theists put into reality.
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24-11-2014, 08:36 AM
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(24-11-2014 08:20 AM)CleverUsername Wrote:  
(24-11-2014 07:38 AM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  Oh great. You make the Baby Jesus cry. Confused

Baby Jesus is such a whiner. Dodgy

You would be, too, if some idiot drummer boy banged away and woke you up. Then you find yourself buried under a herd of reindeer........ Imagine the shock.

We have enough youth. How about looking for the Fountain of Smart?
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24-11-2014, 08:52 AM
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(24-11-2014 08:20 AM)CleverUsername Wrote:  
(24-11-2014 07:38 AM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  Oh great. You make the Baby Jesus cry. Confused

Baby Jesus is such a whiner. Dodgy

More like a spoiled self-righteous brat who thinks he's the reason for the season.

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24-11-2014, 04:58 PM
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(24-11-2014 06:47 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  So I'm at work and it's the final hour of my shift and so I'm doing recovery which is basically pulling shit forward, removing shit that doesn't go there and basically making the shelf look good for the customers. I'm the best at it so they constantly put me on it even though I hate it but whatever.

Anywho, so we have a heap of Christmas shit in including Christmas cards. There's a shelf and it's just piles and piles of random Christmas card packs (like packs of 5 cards) with heaps of different pictures on them. The pictures were everything from cartoon Santa's to Reindeer to baby Jesus to angels. Anyway, having a bit of time on my hands I decided that I'd redo this whole shelf (it needed it anyway, it was a fucking mess). So all baby Jesus's and angels and religious themed cards to the bottom and all the cartoon Santa's, Rudolph's and other non-religious themed cards to the top.
Let's just say that there's gonna be a few less baby Jesus's being passed around this year.

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Take that theists, best be respec'ng the Muffs.



A bit thuggish, but I understand how you feel IMAO>
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