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15-05-2015, 06:08 PM
Atheist Church
(14-05-2015 08:01 PM)jennybee Wrote:  Just wondering if anyone has been to one of these Sunday Assemblies. One of the things I did miss about going to church was the sense of community...just wondering if these are any good?


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I didn't like the community thing. I really hated being around all the weird people especially when everyone wanted to shake my hand. It was like a germ spreading spree. Most churches called this activity "greet your neighbor ".

Another thing I hated was dumb fuckers talking in tongues.

And the money plate going around. FUCK! Can't gawd just speak the cash into existence? Oh well I got a pay raise when I quit going.

I don't miss church at all.
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15-05-2015, 06:35 PM
RE: Atheist Church
(15-05-2015 06:08 PM)KUSA Wrote:  
(14-05-2015 08:01 PM)jennybee Wrote:  Just wondering if anyone has been to one of these Sunday Assemblies. One of the things I did miss about going to church was the sense of community...just wondering if these are any good?


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I didn't like the community thing. I really hated being around all the weird people especially when everyone wanted to shake my hand. It was like a germ spreading spree. Most churches called this activity "greet your neighbor ".

Another thing I hated was dumb fuckers talking in tongues.

And the money plate going around. FUCK! Can't gawd just speak the cash into existence? Oh well I got a pay raise when I quit going.

I don't miss church at all.
I'm pretty sure this is a very tongue-in-cheek church. I doubt there would be any of that silliness, that is done in a serious matter.

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15-05-2015, 07:34 PM
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(15-05-2015 05:30 PM)ELK12695 Wrote:  Deicide services? Does that mean Glen Benton is the minister? Sign me the fuck up



I found us an appropriate building!

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15-05-2015, 07:36 PM
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(15-05-2015 07:34 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  
(15-05-2015 05:30 PM)ELK12695 Wrote:  Deicide services? Does that mean Glen Benton is the minister? Sign me the fuck up



I found us an appropriate building!

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I like it! Worship Slaves

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15-05-2015, 08:12 PM
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(14-05-2015 08:13 PM)pablo Wrote:  Blasphemy & cocktails...Could be interesting, I'd check it out.

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15-05-2015, 08:32 PM
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(15-05-2015 08:12 PM)jennybee Wrote:  Waiting to go out for the night. But until then...drinking a cocktail and enjoying the blasphemy on TTA Thumbsup

Which reminds me!!! What could we replace wine with for our new sacramental drink?

I say rum, but I ain't picky!

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15-05-2015, 08:59 PM
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(15-05-2015 08:32 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  
(15-05-2015 08:12 PM)jennybee Wrote:  Waiting to go out for the night. But until then...drinking a cocktail and enjoying the blasphemy on TTA Thumbsup

Which reminds me!!! What could we replace wine with for our new sacramental drink?

I say rum, but I ain't picky!

Sounds good! drinking a cosmo now...Big Grin

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16-05-2015, 04:17 PM
RE: Atheist Church
(15-05-2015 08:32 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  Which reminds me!!! What could we replace wine with for our new sacramental drink?

Tequila. That shit's of the devil.

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17-05-2015, 02:10 AM
RE: Atheist Church
(15-05-2015 08:32 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  
(15-05-2015 08:12 PM)jennybee Wrote:  Waiting to go out for the night. But until then...drinking a cocktail and enjoying the blasphemy on TTA Thumbsup

Which reminds me!!! What could we replace wine with for our new sacramental drink?

I say rum, but I ain't picky!

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17-05-2015, 05:24 PM
RE: Atheist Church
(15-05-2015 07:36 PM)jennybee Wrote:  
(15-05-2015 07:34 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  I found us an appropriate building!

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I like it! Worship Slaves

Went once here in Melbourne.
Rather than rubbishing theology they discussed social issues.
Missed the last talk by a woman promoting laughter therapy.
Yes, those attending suggest various lectures.
In plan on going again.

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