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02-07-2015, 11:14 AM
RE: Atheist jokes
Lutheranism: Catholic shit without all the guilt.
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02-07-2015, 11:18 AM
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Varricism: well, shit
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02-07-2015, 11:31 AM
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Veridican: We pulled this shit out of our ass

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02-07-2015, 11:52 AM
RE: Atheist jokes
Church of the SubGenius: Eternal salvation or we'll refund your shit

SubGenius Pamphlet #2

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02-07-2015, 11:57 AM
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Snake handlers: sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshit

Was going to do one for Shakers but can't get super/subscript to work...
Consider

Atheism: it's not just for communists any more!
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02-07-2015, 12:06 PM
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Amish: Thou shall not use modern shit

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02-07-2015, 01:07 PM
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(02-07-2015 11:57 AM)unfogged Wrote:  Was going to do one for Shakers but can't get super/subscript to work...
Consider

Shakers: Having kids is bad shit.

Alternately, Quaker shit without having kids.
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02-07-2015, 01:08 PM
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Quote:10 reasons why beer is better than religion...

1. You can prove you have a beer

2. there are laws saying beer labels can't lie to you

3. you don't have to wait 2000+ years for another beer

4. nobody's ever been burned, hanged or tortured over his brand of beer

5. when you have a beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away

6. they don't force beer on minors, who can't think for themselves

7. no beer has ever caused a major war

8. beer doesn't tell you how to have sex

9. no one will kill you for not drinking beer

10. if you've devoted your life to beer, there are groups to help you stop
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02-07-2015, 01:34 PM
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I think technically we are #10 for religion! Smile

"Theology made no provision for evolution. The biblical authors had missed the most important revelation of all! Could it be that they were not really privy to the thoughts of God?" - E. O. Wilson
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02-07-2015, 02:25 PM (This post was last modified: 02-07-2015 02:37 PM by Thumpalumpacus.)
RE: Atheist jokes
(02-07-2015 01:34 PM)RocketSurgeon76 Wrote:  I think technically we are #10 for religion! Smile

Prompting the question -- which addiction is harder to break?
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