Atheistic Derangement: The Shit Does Happen
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15-12-2014, 05:50 PM
RE: Atheistic Derangement: The Shit Does Happen
What about you Egor? You certainly seem to have an opinion on what others are about even though you have no experience being like them, so ... what about you?

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15-12-2014, 05:52 PM
RE: Atheistic Derangement: The Shit Does Happen
This guy already claimed to be Christ:

Greetings Atheists, I Am Christ

So sorry, he called shotgun for the crazy seat first!

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15-12-2014, 06:03 PM
RE: Atheistic Derangement: The Shit Does Happen
(15-12-2014 05:52 PM)TheInquisition Wrote:  This guy already claimed to be Christ:

Greetings Atheists, I Am Christ

So sorry, he called shotgun for the crazy seat first!

Bah. Girly beat him to it by over 6 months. He can sit on my lap but I ain't getting up.

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15-12-2014, 06:39 PM (This post was last modified: 15-12-2014 07:01 PM by Bucky Ball.)
RE: Atheistic Derangement: The Shit Does Happen
"What spiritual gifts do Veridicans endorse?
All of the spiritual gifts of Veridicanism are similar to other religions, and all are endorsed by the Gospels that record the life and teachings of Jesus Christ. We simply don’t shy away from calling them what they truly are or taking them to the furtherst extent we can.

For instance, laying on of hands for healing in a Christian church is a form of magic; they just don’t call it magic, but we would. Jesus commanded demons, so Veridicans command demons, too, as do Catholic priests during exorcisms, and that’s what conjuring is, no matter what other name is given to it, it’s the same thing.

Prayer to saints is the same as spirit communications.

Astrologers (the Magi) sought out Jesus right after his birth, so we practice astrology. Tarot is means of prophesying wich is normal in a Pentacostal service.

Reading the list of spiritual gifts below may seem shocking, until you realize it’s probably less shocking than what actually occurs in most Catholic Churches and Pentecostal services. The spiritual gifts of Veridicanism include:
Astrological interpretations
Tarot divination
Magic and incantations
Spirit communications
Conjuring and exorcisms
Dream interpretation
Revelation of the Gospel message" : Veridican.com

* furtherest
* wich
* Pentacostal

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Deuteronomy 18:10
"Let no one be found among you who sacrifices their son or daughter in the fire, who practices divination or sorcery, interprets omens, engages in witchcraft"

He has a debil. A debil I tell you.

BTW Gordo, the gospels are not "records" of anything. http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/...spels.html

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15-12-2014, 07:08 PM
RE: Atheistic Derangement: The Shit Does Happen
(15-12-2014 04:59 PM)Paleophyte Wrote:  This is one of the more baffling aspects that's traditionally attributed to god. Why give the divine message to Gordon? Or to any individual or group of nomadic sheep herders? You'd think that The AllMighty had never heard the term "broadcast" before.

Technically, He didn't give me the Gospel. He gave me the ability to synthesize the Gospels into one record--the ability and the authority.

(15-12-2014 05:20 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  He's a product the the Age of Internet Crazies. A few years ago, no one would have even heard of these loony-tune nuts who inhabit the internet and You-Tube, each with with their "special brand" of insanity. Now they're a dime a dozen. We get a number of them. They're all the same. Each is "special". Each has "discovered" something the rest of the world missed. They know more than everyone else.

Yawn

No one's like me, and you know it. You, BB, hang around me with a passion greater than I have even for myself. You put me on a pedestal. I don't climb up there.

(15-12-2014 05:24 PM)Anjele Wrote:  Search for Egor first - he morphed into Gordon. Now I am not sure what incarnation this is.

Edward Gordon, AKA The Veridican, AKA Egor.

(15-12-2014 05:46 PM)Stevil Wrote:  EEEEEEEEE Gorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!



This is obviously another attempt to get your own website up in the ratings.
All these pages containing a link to your own site (as per your footer), fancy that.
And such a hot and active thread this is, with so much controversy, so much provocation against the atheists so that they must defend themselves or can't resist throwing stones back at the crazy theist.


Anyway, my post now also contributes to your purpose.
Well done Gordon.

I hadn't thought of that. Seriously. Now that you mention it, you're right about SEO, but that doesn't do me any good. My forum, at this point is a joke, as you know if you've been there. I'm not even sure what I'm going to do with it. I want to do free readings, but those are probably better on Facebook. I just don't know yet, but I've put a lot of work into it so far, so I'm not deleting it just yet.

And my website simply is a point of contact with an FAQ about Veridicanism

Any SEO I get out of this is useless.

All I know is I have to get the VGJC back up on Amazon. That's the #1 priority, and to be honest the #1 reason I was born. Everything after that is just surfing the years.

(15-12-2014 06:39 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  "What spiritual gifts do Veridicans endorse?

Astrological interpretations
Tarot divination
Magic and incantations
Spirit communications
Conjuring and exorcisms
Dream interpretation
Revelation of the Gospel message"

Deuteronomy 18:10
"Let no one be found among you who sacrifices their son or daughter in the fire, who practices divination or sorcery, interprets omens, engages in witchcraft"

He has a debil. A debil I tell you.

Funny how you appeal to the Bible for morality. But I don't. The Old Testament is no different to a Veridican than any history book or other religious book.

All of those spiritual practices are supported by the Gospel. All of them directly supported, except for Veridican tarot, which is a form of prophecy, and prophecy is well supported. And the tarot tool of prophecy, itself, is not prohibited by Jesus, but is very useful for online work.

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15-12-2014, 07:27 PM
RE: Atheistic Derangement: The Shit Does Happen
(15-12-2014 07:08 PM)Gordon Wrote:  So, bite me. [Image: moon1.gif]

Yeah. Fine. You're an arsehole whatever.

Did that smiley just tear away the skin from it's buttocks? What the actual fuck.

Soulless mutants of muscle and intent. There are billions of us; hardy, smart and dangerous. Shaped by millions of years of death. We are the definitive alpha predator. We build monsters of fire and stone. We bottled the sun. We nailed our god to a stick.

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15-12-2014, 07:48 PM (This post was last modified: 15-12-2014 08:09 PM by Bucky Ball.)
RE: Atheistic Derangement: The Shit Does Happen
(15-12-2014 07:08 PM)Gordon Wrote:  
(15-12-2014 04:59 PM)Paleophyte Wrote:  This is one of the more baffling aspects that's traditionally attributed to god. Why give the divine message to Gordon? Or to any individual or group of nomadic sheep herders? You'd think that The AllMighty had never heard the term "broadcast" before.

Technically, He didn't give me the Gospel. He gave me the ability to synthesize the Gospels into one record--the ability and the authority.

(15-12-2014 05:20 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  He's a product the the Age of Internet Crazies. A few years ago, no one would have even heard of these loony-tune nuts who inhabit the internet and You-Tube, each with with their "special brand" of insanity. Now they're a dime a dozen. We get a number of them. They're all the same. Each is "special". Each has "discovered" something the rest of the world missed. They know more than everyone else.

Yawn

No one's like me, and you know it. You, BB, hang around me with a passion greater than I have even for myself. You put me on a pedestal. I don't climb up there.

(15-12-2014 05:24 PM)Anjele Wrote:  Search for Egor first - he morphed into Gordon. Now I am not sure what incarnation this is.

Edward Gordon, AKA The Veridican, AKA Egor.

(15-12-2014 05:46 PM)Stevil Wrote:  EEEEEEEEE Gorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!



This is obviously another attempt to get your own website up in the ratings.
All these pages containing a link to your own site (as per your footer), fancy that.
And such a hot and active thread this is, with so much controversy, so much provocation against the atheists so that they must defend themselves or can't resist throwing stones back at the crazy theist.


Anyway, my post now also contributes to your purpose.
Well done Gordon.

I hadn't thought of that. Seriously. Now that you mention it, you're right about SEO, but that doesn't do me any good. My forum, at this point is a joke, as you know if you've been there. I'm not even sure what I'm going to do with it. I want to do free readings, but those are probably better on Facebook. I just don't know yet, but I've put a lot of work into it so far, so I'm not deleting it just yet.

And my website simply is a point of contact with an FAQ about Veridicanism

Any SEO I get out of this is useless.

All I know is I have to get the VGJC back up on Amazon. That's the #1 priority, and to be honest the #1 reason I was born. Everything after that is just surfing the years.

(15-12-2014 06:39 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  "What spiritual gifts do Veridicans endorse?

Astrological interpretations
Tarot divination
Magic and incantations
Spirit communications
Conjuring and exorcisms
Dream interpretation
Revelation of the Gospel message"

Deuteronomy 18:10
"Let no one be found among you who sacrifices their son or daughter in the fire, who practices divination or sorcery, interprets omens, engages in witchcraft"

He has a debil. A debil I tell you.

Funny how you appeal to the Bible for morality. But I don't. The Old Testament is no different to a Veridican than any history book or other religious book.

All of those spiritual practices are supported by the Gospel. All of them directly supported, except for Veridican tarot, which is a form of prophecy, and prophecy is well supported. And the tarot tool of prophecy, itself, is not prohibited by Jesus, but is very useful for online work.

So, bite me.

Yes dear. Whatever you say dear. I see you can twist anything to be anything that's useful to your 3 person cult.

Be sure the nurse knows where you are. It's almost time for bedtime pills.
Have her add http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissisti...y_disorder to your Problem List
Right under Dunning Kruger.
I followed you nowhere. You are deusional and blinded by your self-importance. The fact is, all nut cases like you get treated by me as I treat you.
It's part of your therapy, dear. Yes

Maybe I can gets me sum a dat dere beligion so ah kin git dat Jubus ta make me be all chair- i- table too ! Thumbsup

Thanks for your service to atheism. You are the BEST Bowing

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15-12-2014, 07:50 PM (This post was last modified: 15-12-2014 07:53 PM by GirlyMan.)
RE: Atheistic Derangement: The Shit Does Happen
"What spiritual gifts do Veridicans endorse?"

From my Bobist perspective a far more interesting and relevant question is what sacraments do Veridicans support? Cause Bob supports like all of them. Different ones entail different spiritual gifts.

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15-12-2014, 07:51 PM
RE: Atheistic Derangement: The Shit Does Happen
Here ya go pumpkin!

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15-12-2014, 08:04 PM
RE: Atheistic Derangement: The Shit Does Happen
(14-12-2014 12:45 AM)Gordon Wrote:  It's strange actually, or maybe not so strange, to observe how you atheists start out philosophical, but as the implications of atheism begin to harden in your mind, you turn first toward hedonistic thinking, usually praising marijuana at first. Then sex.

Then you turn toward championing homosexuality, and then you deteriorate even further and further into praising misogynistic themes, and then to sick and ugly forms of sexuality, and then down to a lot of references to feces. You start to post pictures of people defecating or pictures of feces in toilets, etc. What the fuck? Is nothing human left?

Recently, in many atheist forums, there’ve been a lot of pornographic references to Jesus Christ (second coming seems to be a favorite)--as if he ever did anything bad to you. He fucking died on a cross for the salvation of your souls. I suppose you're wondering what's he done for you lately. Facepalm

This is the effect of atheism on one's mind. It starts out as a liberating mental moral exercise as you reject formal religion, but everything deteriorates from there as the implications of atheism take hold.

No God=No authority=no mandate for morality=freedom=hedonism=dissatisfaction with physical life=hopelessness=psychological defenses=madness.

Come away from it, people. For the love of God; for the love of yourselves. Turn and be saved.

I suppose I’m shitting on your rug, eh, Stark Raving?

Here, listen to this pretty, nerdy, Catholic girl and her beautiful talented song. Audrey Assad. If this doesn't make you feel something spiritual--I mean fucking anything--you just can't feel anymore. And that's the ABC's of atheism.





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