Atheists Don't have no songs!
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08-11-2010, 02:57 PM
 
Atheists Don't have no songs!
Until Now:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFWA1A9XFi8
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08-11-2010, 04:37 PM
 
RE: Atheists Don't have no songs!
That's a riot! Tongue
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08-11-2010, 09:56 PM
RE: Atheists Don't have no songs!
Gotta love Steve Martin. Easily one of the best entertainers of all time.

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09-11-2010, 10:03 PM
RE: Atheists Don't have no songs!
Pretty funny, but I've always considered Dust in the Wind and Imagine to be atheist hymns.
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10-11-2010, 08:49 AM
RE: Atheists Don't have no songs!
(09-11-2010 10:03 PM)gamutman Wrote:  Pretty funny, but I've always considered Dust in the Wind and Imagine to be atheist hymns.

I like "Only the Good Die Young", meself.

Well, they say there's a Heaven
For those who will wait
Some say it's better,
But I say it ain't
I'd rather laugh with the sinners
Than cry with the saints
The sinners are much more fun...

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10-11-2010, 09:24 AM
RE: Atheists Don't have no songs!
(10-11-2010 08:49 AM)Unbeliever Wrote:  
(09-11-2010 10:03 PM)gamutman Wrote:  Pretty funny, but I've always considered Dust in the Wind and Imagine to be atheist hymns.

I like "Only the Good Die Young", meself.

Well, they say there's a Heaven
For those who will wait
Some say it's better,
But I say it ain't
I'd rather laugh with the sinners
Than cry with the saints
The sinners are much more fun...

I actually have a playlist of songs for my funeral.

Imagine - John Lennon
Galaxy Song - Monty Python
Hallelujah - Leonard Cohen
Simple man - Lynyrd Skynyrd
Hurt - Johnny Cash
Spirit in the Sky - Norman Greenbaum
Super Theory of Super Everything - Gogol Bordello
It Ain't Necessarily So - Ella Fitzgerald
Dust in the Wind - Kansas
Dear God - XTC
Always Look on the Bright Side - Monty Python
And When I Die - Blood, Sweat & Tears

Hallelujah and Simple Man reference religious themes, but overall they fit thematically. Spirit in the Sky is just there for the Lulz
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10-11-2010, 11:59 AM
 
RE: Atheists Don't have no songs!
(09-11-2010 10:03 PM)gamutman Wrote:  Pretty funny, but I've always considered Dust in the Wind and Imagine to be atheist hymns.

Interestingly enough Dust in the Wind was written by a born again ChristianWink He was still "searching" at the time though.
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10-11-2010, 05:34 PM
RE: Atheists Don't have no songs!
What about Slayer - New Faith?

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~~~but don't mute the opposition!~~~
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10-11-2010, 06:00 PM
RE: Atheists Don't have no songs!
What about Queen - Innuendo?

"The tendency to turn human judgments into divine commands makes religion one of the most dangerous forces in the world.”
-Georgia Harkness.

"La fe es patrimonio de los pendejos. (Faith is patrimony of the dumbfucks)."
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10-11-2010, 11:07 PM
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I love Queen but don't know that one. I'll have to check it and the Slayer song to see if they deserve inclusion in the list of songs I plan to torment the faithful visitors to my corpse with.

PS I've already left word that no mention of Jesus is allowed outside of my music choices. Quote, "He's had 2000 years worth of funerals and eulogies. It's my turn."
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