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07-12-2011, 05:02 PM (This post was last modified: 20-04-2015 04:47 PM by kingschosen.)
Atheists! I beg your help.
Let's put aside our petty differences of what we believe, and let's join together to fight for a worthy cause. There is a chemical called Di-hydrogen Monoxide that is running amok, and we need to band together to stop it. You would be surprised at what this chemical can do and how widespread it is. The dangers of it have been ignored for too long.

Here is some information about this chemical compound that has infiltrated our lives. I'm trusting all of you will make the right decision about what to do.

Thank you for your time,

KC

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07-12-2011, 05:09 PM
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(07-12-2011 05:02 PM)kingschosen Wrote:  I'm trusting all of you will make the right decision about what to do.

Dodgy How gullible of you, troll.

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07-12-2011, 05:11 PM
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(07-12-2011 05:09 PM)kim Wrote:  
(07-12-2011 05:02 PM)kingschosen Wrote:  I'm trusting all of you will make the right decision about what to do.

Dodgy How gullible of you, troll.

LMAO. Now that's funny.

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07-12-2011, 05:17 PM
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(07-12-2011 05:09 PM)kim Wrote:  
(07-12-2011 05:02 PM)kingschosen Wrote:  I'm trusting all of you will make the right decision about what to do.

Dodgy How gullible of you, troll.

Whaaat? I'm a troll?

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07-12-2011, 05:43 PM (This post was last modified: 07-12-2011 05:55 PM by Emma.)
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OMG OMG OMG DMHO everywhar!

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07-12-2011, 05:54 PM
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(07-12-2011 05:02 PM)kingschosen Wrote:  Let's put aside our petty differences of what we believe, and let's join together to fight for a worthy cause. There is a chemical called Di-hydrogen Monoxide that is running a muck, and we need to ban together to stop it. You would be surprised at what this chemical can do and how widespread it is. The dangers of it have been ignore for too long.

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07-12-2011, 05:55 PM
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Quote:DHMO is a major component of acid rain.

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07-12-2011, 05:56 PM
RE: Atheists! I beg your help.
(07-12-2011 05:02 PM)kingschosen Wrote:  Let's put aside our petty differences of what we believe, and let's join together to fight for a worthy cause. There is a chemical called Di-hydrogen Monoxide that is running a muck, and we need to ban together to stop it. You would be surprised at what this chemical can do and how widespread it is. The dangers of it have been ignore for too long.

Here is some information about this chemical compound that has infiltrated our lives. I'm trusting all of you will make the right decision about what to do.

Thank you for your time,

KC

There's really no hope; we are literally swimming in this stuff.

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07-12-2011, 06:00 PM
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Quote:Can using DHMO improve my marriage?
This is a popular myth, but one which is also actually supported by a number of scientific facts. Dihydrogen Monoxide plays an instrumental role in the centers of the brain associated with feelings of emotional attachment and love. Married couples have found that regular ingestion of DHMO can improve their marriage-related activities, while couples that never ingest DHMO often find that their marriage suffers as well.

More to the point, can DHMO provide me with a marriage?


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Excessive urination
Bloated feeling
Nausea
Vomiting
Electrolyte imbalance
Hyponatremia (serum hypotonicity)
Dangerously imbalanced levels of ECF and ICF in the blood
Degeneration of sodium homeostasis

I had about 2/3 of these symptoms on Thanksgiving.

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07-12-2011, 06:13 PM
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It just occured to me that I've been giving DHMO to my kids on a regular basis. In fact on occasion I actually demand they consume it! If only I'd known the dangers!!!

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