Atheists who work out
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06-07-2015, 12:55 AM
RE: Atheists who work out
(04-07-2015 09:28 PM)ghostexorcist Wrote:  I just learned that sex in the back of a car in your mid 30s is one hell of a workout!

... Brother, as fun as it sounds, the right place for sex is a bed. It's *designed* for that shit. Cars have awkward things like handbrakes.

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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06-07-2015, 02:11 AM
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(06-07-2015 12:55 AM)morondog Wrote:  
(04-07-2015 09:28 PM)ghostexorcist Wrote:  I just learned that sex in the back of a car in your mid 30s is one hell of a workout!

... Brother, as fun as it sounds, the right place for sex is a bed. It's *designed* for that shit. Cars have awkward things like handbrakes.

You may be right about the bed thing, but sometimes you have to strike while the iron is hot. Yes

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06-07-2015, 03:01 AM
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If the backseat were my only option, I'd take it. Sometimes it's not so much about the convenience of a bed as it is spicing things up a bit. Or the gotta have it right fucking now. Although, I don't think I've had sex in the back seat of a car since high school. Kitchen table, office desk, picnic table, shower... but not a car. I'd include up against a wall, but that wasn't so much a workout for me...


Instead, I run. Partly for health, partly for getting my legs in shape, partly for enjoyment... but here lately mostly for frustration because of lack of the above. Weeping

I slacked yesterday and didn't run - I'm down to glasses only and didn't want to run in the rain with them - ordinarily running in the rain is my favorite. I shoulda just worked out in the gym. Ah well. I'll get back to it after I clock out in a few hours.

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06-07-2015, 03:07 AM
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(06-07-2015 03:01 AM)Nurse Wrote:  I'm down to glasses only and didn't want to run in the rain with them

Glasses... only? Tongue

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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06-07-2015, 04:11 AM
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(04-07-2015 09:28 PM)ghostexorcist Wrote:  I just learned that sex in the back of a car in your mid 30s is one hell of a workout!

You know the drill: Pics or it didn't happen. Yes

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06-07-2015, 02:36 PM
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(04-07-2015 09:28 PM)ghostexorcist Wrote:  I just learned that sex in the back of a car in your mid 30s is one hell of a workout!

Pics or it didn't happen... Tongue

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06-07-2015, 05:18 PM (This post was last modified: 07-07-2015 04:24 AM by yakherder.)
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When I attach pallet straps to my head with strips of industrial velcro to do neck training people look at me funny. Funnier than usual.

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07-07-2015, 07:15 AM
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(06-07-2015 04:11 AM)Chas Wrote:  You know the drill: Pics or it didn't happen. Yes

(06-07-2015 02:36 PM)TurkeyBurner Wrote:  Pics or it didn't happen... Tongue

You really don't want that. While my girlfriend is attractive, seeing me naked would probably mentally scar you for life. I don't consider myself ugly, but I am probably one of the whitest people on the planet. Save yourself some therapy.
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07-07-2015, 08:15 AM
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(07-07-2015 07:15 AM)ghostexorcist Wrote:  
(06-07-2015 04:11 AM)Chas Wrote:  You know the drill: Pics or it didn't happen. Yes

(06-07-2015 02:36 PM)TurkeyBurner Wrote:  Pics or it didn't happen... Tongue

You really don't want that. While my girlfriend is attractive, seeing me naked would probably mentally scar you for life. I don't consider myself ugly, but I am probably one of the whitest people on the planet. Save yourself some therapy.

Is OK, you can just take pics of girlfriend Smile See, we also can be sensible.

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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07-07-2015, 11:30 AM
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I'm an atheist who's burned out Confused Holy fuck. Hard run tonight after hard run this morning... Yaieeee... I think I'm gonna have to calm down a bit.

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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