Atothetheist Reads The Bible
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21-12-2015, 06:37 PM
RE: Atothetheist Reads The Bible
(21-12-2015 06:20 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(21-12-2015 05:14 PM)Atothetheist Wrote:  I know the Bible is boring, but I think that it is something that gets better with discussion.

Nope. Discussed it for years and it didn't make it any better. Dodgy

Laugh out load That's the reason most Christians don't read the entire Bible. It's dreadful to read and boring as fuck. I'd get through one page and not remember what the hell I'd read and have to go back and re-read the page. It took me the better part of a year to read it because I had to actually try to think what it was saying which is totally confusing. And because you can interpret it however you want....kinda like reading tea leaves, in the end it becomes meaningless drivel.

But hey Ato....have at it! Big Grin It'll be great entertainment for the rest of us. We'll look forward to your comments. Thumbsup Kiss

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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21-12-2015, 06:48 PM
RE: Atothetheist Reads The Bible
(21-12-2015 06:37 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  
(21-12-2015 06:20 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  Nope. Discussed it for years and it didn't make it any better. Dodgy

Laugh out load That's the reason most Christians don't read the entire Bible. It's dreadful to read and boring as fuck. I'd get through one page and not remember what the hell I'd read and have to go back and re-read the page. It took me the better part of a year to read it because I had to actually try to think what it was saying which is totally confusing. And because you can interpret it however you want....kinda like reading tea leaves, in the end it becomes meaningless drivel.

But hey Ato....have at it! Big Grin It'll be great entertainment for the rest of us. We'll look forward to your comments. Thumbsup Kiss

Well, I've recorded myself reading and commenting on it. 1-15 chapters worth.

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21-12-2015, 06:52 PM
RE: Atothetheist Reads The Bible
Start with Job. That'll give you the gist.

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21-12-2015, 06:59 PM
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Good luck. As I mentioned in the interview three of have undertaken that slog and even with a little help from friends it absolutely, positively will give you a brain hemorrhage.

It s unbelievable that anyone thinks this is a book to guide your life by and derive your morality from.

More than once I think my eyes bled. Eye stigmata, yeah that's it!

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21-12-2015, 07:03 PM
RE: Atothetheist Reads The Bible
Currently Reading
Genesis
Next to be read
Exodus

How did you choose that order? Where can we see your work on this project?
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21-12-2015, 07:25 PM
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(21-12-2015 06:59 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  Good luck. As I mentioned in the interview three of have undertaken that slog and even with a little help from friends it absolutely, positively will give you a brain hemorrhage.

It s unbelievable that anyone thinks this is a book to guide your life by and derive your morality from.

More than once I think my eyes bled. Eye stigmata, yeah that's it!


Reading the babble did my head in.Too much insanity.

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21-12-2015, 07:28 PM
RE: Atothetheist Reads The Bible
(21-12-2015 07:03 PM)DerFish Wrote:  Currently Reading
Genesis
Next to be read
Exodus

How did you choose that order? Where can we see your work on this project?

read the OP it gives you a link to the playlist

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21-12-2015, 07:31 PM
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I didn't realize life was THAT boring there.

Couldn't you read Nancy Drew to us instead ... with sound effects ?
Please ?

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21-12-2015, 07:35 PM
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(21-12-2015 07:31 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  I didn't realize life was THAT boring there.

Couldn't you read Nancy Drew to us instead ... with sound effects ?
Please ?

Even Biggles!

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21-12-2015, 07:45 PM
RE: Atothetheist Reads The Bible
(21-12-2015 07:31 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  I didn't realize life was THAT boring there.

Couldn't you read Nancy Drew to us instead ... with sound effects ?
Please ?

That's a great idea Bucky! It would be great to have a sound effects version of the Bible. With all the begating going on can you imagine all the porn sounds? Hahaha. That's a fabulous idea.

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He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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