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10-11-2014, 07:35 PM
RE: Atothetheist's Question of the Day
(10-11-2014 05:55 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  "When women pee, does it shoot out like a jet?"

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I kid you fucking not he actually asked this.

And you made it into a thread so you carry 50 % of the blame for creating this... whatever the fuck people wanna call it.

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10-11-2014, 07:36 PM
RE: Atothetheist's Question of the Day
(10-11-2014 07:19 PM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  Women don't pee. If they did, there would be urinals in the ladies room. Smartass

There are in some places...
http://brokensecrets.com/2011/04/29/urin...t-for-men/

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10-11-2014, 07:40 PM
RE: Atothetheist's Question of the Day
(10-11-2014 07:36 PM)unfogged Wrote:  
(10-11-2014 07:19 PM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  Women don't pee. If they did, there would be urinals in the ladies room. Smartass

There are in some places...
http://brokensecrets.com/2011/04/29/urin...t-for-men/

Unsure I'm not using one of those. You get settled over the thing, but then it all comes shooting out like a jet... I'm gunna make a mess No Laugh out load

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10-11-2014, 07:46 PM
RE: Atothetheist's Question of the Day
(10-11-2014 07:35 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  I went to pee.

I returned rather quickly from the pee.

Ato asks me, "Did it come out like a jet?"

Shy

Ahhh i see.

Sounds to me like you forgot to mute the mic and he. Heard. Everything!

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10-11-2014, 07:52 PM
RE: Atothetheist's Question of the Day
(10-11-2014 07:46 PM)FSM_scot Wrote:  
(10-11-2014 07:35 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  I went to pee.

I returned rather quickly from the pee.

Ato asks me, "Did it come out like a jet?"

Shy

Ahhh i see.

Sounds to me like you forgot to mute the mic and he. Heard. Everything!

Nah. I just peed really fast and whenever I returned to Skype he questioned how I peed so fast.
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10-11-2014, 08:00 PM
RE: Atothetheist's Question of the Day
If that helps you sleep better, then just you keep on believing that Evil_monster

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10-11-2014, 10:20 PM (This post was last modified: 11-11-2014 05:10 PM by Dark Light.)
RE: Atothetheist's Question of the Day
Am I the only one that finds it odd the that the female urinal looks like it has a boner, and the male urinal is basically a bowl with a hole in it?

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10-11-2014, 10:22 PM
RE: Atothetheist's Question of the Day
I was totally justified in asking my question.





































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11-11-2014, 03:39 AM
RE: Atothetheist's Question of the Day
I can't believe you lot. How is A2 supposed to know how women pee if he has male plumbing, doesn't set up video cameras in women's toilets and no one will tell him? I don't see anyone here educating the young lad. So let me explain what happens.

Unlike men, women have to sit down or crouch when peeing. It will become obvious why in a moment. Once they relax this sends a signal from the cerebellum, the part of the brain that controls motor movement. This signal is sent to the bomb bay doors. Once these open the woman is primed. The door handles are the labia majora and when fully opened will be pointing straight downwards. It now just needs a single reflex action to release the inner doors to completely open up the bladder and let all the urine out in one single action. Once this happens the inner doors snap shut and the bomb bay doors slowly close up again.

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11-11-2014, 03:48 AM
RE: Atothetheist's Question of the Day
Laugh out load I'm totally referring to the bladder sphincter as the bomb bay doors next time I walk a nursing student through inserting a catheter.

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