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22-11-2011, 07:50 PM
RE: Attention Whore. ^-^
Someone said cheesy pick-up lines! Big Grin
Im an ex-mormon, I know sumthing ‘bout cheesy pick up lines Angel

i have skittles in my mouth wanna taste the rainbow?

i lost my number can i have yours,

are you from Tennessee? cuz your the only ten i see

I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Well then, would you like to?

If you were a booger I would pick you first.

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away

Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous

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28-11-2011, 09:29 AM
 
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(22-11-2011 07:50 PM)seljusisk. Wrote:  Someone said cheesy pick-up lines! Big Grin
Im an ex-mormon, I know sumthing ‘bout cheesy pick up lines Angel

i have skittles in my mouth wanna taste the rainbow?

i lost my number can i have yours,

are you from Tennessee? cuz your the only ten i see

I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Well then, would you like to?

If you were a booger I would pick you first.

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away

Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous

Honestly, I think that cheesy pick-up lines are a cute move
I would be all over you, if you were here.
Not sexually, I would just be like you're new stalker. Wink
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28-11-2011, 12:12 PM
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(22-11-2011 03:23 AM)Filox Wrote:  Why are you all so serious? This is the Internet, why do you think that CYTB is actually a 15 year old girl? She can be 50 year old fat man.

If she's 50 years old, then damn she's one gorgeous AND NOT FAT (my thread-- Hello?) broad. (;
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28-11-2011, 01:43 PM
 
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(28-11-2011 12:12 PM)itsFerdinand Wrote:  
(22-11-2011 03:23 AM)Filox Wrote:  Why are you all so serious? This is the Internet, why do you think that CYTB is actually a 15 year old girl? She can be 50 year old fat man.

If she's 50 years old, then damn she's one gorgeous AND NOT FAT (my thread-- Hello?) broad. (;

Why does no one believe me, that I'm young?

Whatever.
Believe what you want.
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28-11-2011, 04:44 PM
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If she's a 50 year old guy looking for teenage guys to rape then she's put so much effort into pretending to be a teenage girl that she probably deserves to get me at the end of it all Big Grin.

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Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
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Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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28-11-2011, 09:01 PM (This post was last modified: 28-11-2011 09:09 PM by GirlyMan.)
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(28-11-2011 04:44 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  If she's a 50 year old guy looking for teenage guys to rape then she's put so much effort into pretending to be a teenage girl that she probably deserves to get me at the end of it all Big Grin.

Now that, is a match made that could only be made in heaven. ... or jail.

I'm thinking about trying to arrange a meeting between Hughsie and clamyourtitsbro. Can we do such a thing here?

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29-11-2011, 07:36 AM
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With the power of science ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!!! Or I'll just pay for the plane tickets because the outcome would amuse me.

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29-11-2011, 07:45 AM
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(29-11-2011 07:36 AM)Hamata k Wrote:  With the power of science ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!!! Or I'll just pay for the plane tickets because the outcome would amuse me.

Wait, you would pay for plane tickets for me to fly all the way to America just to see me get raped by a a fat 50 year old man? Or are we back to assuming CYTB is real?

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Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
Worst
Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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29-11-2011, 07:49 AM
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(29-11-2011 07:45 AM)Hughsie Wrote:  
(29-11-2011 07:36 AM)Hamata k Wrote:  With the power of science ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!!! Or I'll just pay for the plane tickets because the outcome would amuse me.

Wait, you would pay for plane tickets for me to fly all the way to America just to see me get raped by a a fat 50 year old man? Or are we back to assuming CYTB is real?

Do you truly want the answer to that question because I don't think you'd like my responses to either of the outcomes. However. The internet would enjoy both outcomes.

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29-11-2011, 07:50 AM
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(29-11-2011 07:49 AM)Hamata k Wrote:  Do you truly want the answer to that question because I don't think you'd like my responses to either of the outcomes. However. The internet would enjoy both outcomes.

I don't get offended very easily so feel free, maybe in the form of a PM if it's overly extreme Smile.

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Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
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Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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