Autolicious, the new Bugatti
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01-03-2016, 06:45 AM
Autolicious, the new Bugatti
I used to be a car enthusiast, loved sleek, fast cars. Always wanted a Ferrari or Lamborghini but I’m too practical and, to be honest, cheap.

This doesn’t mean I still don’t admire them from a distance and the new Bugatti Chiron is a beast in Michelangelo clothing. 1500 hp! Top speed TBD, brochure says 252mph, looks like it’s hauling ass even when standing still. Drooling

Number to be made: 500
Price tag: 2.3M Weeping

http://www.marketwatch.com/video/bugatti...2318D.html

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If this isn’t the epitome of non-military engineering it has to be in the top 3, right behind reusable manned spaceships http://www.spacex.com/media and maybe the DaVinci operating surgical system https://youtu.be/VJ_3GJNz4fg.

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01-03-2016, 06:59 AM
RE: Autolicious, the new Bugatti
(01-03-2016 06:45 AM)Full Circle Wrote:  ...
Top speed TBD,
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Huh

The Bearded Dude?


(01-03-2016 06:45 AM)Full Circle Wrote:  ...
If this isn’t the epitome of non-military engineering it has to be in the top 3,
...

Hold up! What about Velcro® and Bubble Wrap.

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01-03-2016, 07:06 AM
RE: Autolicious, the new Bugatti
(01-03-2016 06:59 AM)DLJ Wrote:  
(01-03-2016 06:45 AM)Full Circle Wrote:  ...
Top speed TBD,
...

Huh

The Bearded Dude?


(01-03-2016 06:45 AM)Full Circle Wrote:  ...
If this isn’t the epitome of non-military engineering it has to be in the top 3,
...

Hold up! What about Velcro® and Bubble Wrap.

Ohmy

TBD? To be doubted!
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01-03-2016, 07:07 AM (This post was last modified: 01-03-2016 07:13 AM by houseofcantor.)
RE: Autolicious, the new Bugatti
Rather a Veyron. Tongue
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(01-03-2016 06:59 AM)DLJ Wrote:  
(01-03-2016 06:45 AM)Full Circle Wrote:  ...
Top speed TBD,
...

Huh

The Bearded Dude?

Zero to asshole in 2.6 seconds. Laugh out load

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01-03-2016, 07:28 AM
RE: Autolicious, the new Bugatti
(01-03-2016 06:59 AM)DLJ Wrote:  Hold up! What about Velcro® and Bubble Wrap.

Ohmy

Too slow, no styling.

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01-03-2016, 08:33 AM
RE: Autolicious, the new Bugatti
Comes with prosthetic normal-sized penis, so you can put it in your pants before you get in the car and pretend.

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01-03-2016, 09:16 AM
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Nahhhh... Fast cars are not in the same category as big behemouths that block out there sun..... Those are what the overcompensating guys drive........

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01-03-2016, 09:50 AM
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Performance aside I'm just not that in love with the Bugatti styling. I would prefer a KERS equipped Ferrari LaFerrari F70 hybrid. And at £1,000,000 it's about half the price.

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01-03-2016, 10:36 AM
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Ultimate car would be that thorium Cadillac - get on it GM. Thumbsup

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01-03-2016, 12:17 PM (This post was last modified: 01-03-2016 02:21 PM by Bucky Ball.)
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I want one of these. >> http://www.engadget.com/2016/02/29/googl...-accident/
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Seriously, I want a Beemer 228i, but then I think, would I REALLY want to park it in the shitholes in LA I sometimes drive to, and actually not worry ... so no. I'll just drive my boring Jeep, and not worry.

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