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16-11-2013, 11:47 PM
Awkward Moments
That moment when someone's telling you something and you've totally zoned out and stopped listening and then they get distracted by something and, on returning, ask you "what was I saying?". Then you're like "ah shit I have no idea" and you have to try and desperately think back to what they were saying while pretending you knew all along. Big Grin

I do this all this time. Angel

Best and worst of Ferdinand .....
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Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
Worst
Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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16-11-2013, 11:50 PM
RE: Awkward Moments
I hate you.

We are not friends anymore.









Also, you're fat.
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16-11-2013, 11:53 PM
RE: Awkward Moments
That awkward moment when you have to admit you thought about Rev covered in pumpkin spice latte.

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16-11-2013, 11:53 PM
RE: Awkward Moments
(16-11-2013 11:50 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  I hate you.

We are not friends anymore.









Also, you're fat.

That was mean. Sadcryface

Best and worst of Ferdinand .....
Best
Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
Worst
Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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17-11-2013, 12:05 AM
RE: Awkward Moments
That awkward moment when you realise that your best friend has told you in the course of one conversation;

That I'm fat (and always will be)
That I'm a fag
That I'm stupid
That I'm gay
That I'm bald
That I'm ugly
That my parents hate me
That she hates me
That we're not friends anymore
That I have pubes on my face

And all of those were said multiple times.

Perhaps this should just double as my suicide note. Weeping

Best and worst of Ferdinand .....
Best
Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
Worst
Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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17-11-2013, 12:06 AM
RE: Awkward Moments
(17-11-2013 12:05 AM)Hughsie Wrote:  That awkward moment when you realise that your best friend has told you in the course of one conversation;

That I'm fat (and always will be)
That I'm a fag
That I'm stupid
That I'm gay
That I'm bald
That I'm ugly
That my parents hate me
That she hates me
That we're not friends anymore
That I have pubes on my face

And all of those were said multiple times.

Perhaps this should just double as my suicide note. Weeping

Haha pube face. Shy
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17-11-2013, 12:06 AM
RE: Awkward Moments
(17-11-2013 12:05 AM)Hughsie Wrote:  That awkward moment when you realise that your best friend has told you in the course of one conversation;

That I'm fat (and always will be)
That I'm a fag
That I'm stupid
That I'm gay
That I'm bald
That I'm ugly
That my parents hate me
That she hates me
That we're not friends anymore
That I have pubes on my face

And all of those were said multiple times.

Perhaps this should just double as my suicide note. Weeping

I'm sure she meant it in a nice way. Blush

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17-11-2013, 12:06 AM
RE: Awkward Moments
(17-11-2013 12:06 AM)Ferdinand Wrote:  Haha pube face. Shy

DIE BITCH!!!!! Angry

Best and worst of Ferdinand .....
Best
Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
Worst
Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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17-11-2013, 12:06 AM
RE: Awkward Moments
Okay, perhaps not.

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17-11-2013, 12:09 AM
RE: Awkward Moments
(17-11-2013 12:05 AM)Hughsie Wrote:  That awkward moment when you realise that your best friend has told you in the course of one conversation;

That I'm fat (and always will be)
That I'm a fag
That I'm stupid
That I'm gay
That I'm bald
That I'm ugly
That my parents hate me
That she hates me
That we're not friends anymore
That I have pubes on my face

And all of those were said multiple times.

Perhaps this should just double as my suicide note. Weeping

I think the really awkward moment is when the girl you been chatting up for the last 6 months posts a fan fiction of you hooking up... with another guy. What level of friend-zone is that?

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