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22-04-2015, 01:19 AM
Awkward Moments Children's Bible
Horus D. Gilgamesh is sending boxes full of children's Bibles for distribution in Oklahoma schools. It is the one and only time that I will ever be jealous of children growing up in Oklahoma.
http://www.awkwardmomentsbible.com/open-...tt-pruitt/
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22-04-2015, 02:18 AM (This post was last modified: 22-04-2015 02:24 AM by morondog.)
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(22-04-2015 01:19 AM)Noelani Wrote:  Horus D. Gilgamesh is sending boxes full of children's Bibles for distribution in Oklahoma schools. It is the one and only time that I will ever be jealous of children growing up in Oklahoma.
http://www.awkwardmomentsbible.com/open-...tt-pruitt/

Ahahaha Smile This is fantastic! Although I guess he might get into trouble over the no-parental-consent thing Confused

ETA: I see he *does* say that the Bibles won't be distributed without parental consent towards the end of the article.

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22-04-2015, 03:12 AM
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22-04-2015, 05:34 AM
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(22-04-2015 01:19 AM)Noelani Wrote:  Horus D. Gilgamesh is sending boxes full of children's Bibles for distribution in Oklahoma schools. It is the one and only time that I will ever be jealous of children growing up in Oklahoma.
http://www.awkwardmomentsbible.com/open-...tt-pruitt/

Hahaha! I have a copy of the first one, this is much needed in Oklahoma.

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22-04-2015, 08:37 AM
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I have 1 and 2, they're hilarious. I lay them out on the coffee table for (certain) guests to look at. Big Grin
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22-04-2015, 09:25 AM (This post was last modified: 22-04-2015 09:40 AM by Timber1025.)
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That is hilarious and genius! Would live to get my hands on a few copies to leave around the house for my wife's family to see every time they visit.

Just checked - both volumes available on Amazon! Yeah.

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22-04-2015, 10:37 AM
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Well played...


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22-04-2015, 10:52 AM
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I am joining your stance and will do all I can to prevent Oklahomans from indoctrinating their children to love others as themselves via the Bible's injunction.

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22-04-2015, 11:01 AM
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(22-04-2015 10:52 AM)The Q Continuum Wrote:  I am joining your stance and will do all I can to prevent Oklahomans from indoctrinating their children to love others as themselves via the Bible's injunction.

Yeah because clearly we cannot teach children that without the Bible's help.
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22-04-2015, 11:34 AM
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(22-04-2015 10:52 AM)The Q Continuum Wrote:  I am joining your stance and will do all I can to prevent Oklahomans from indoctrinating their children to love others as themselves via the Bible's injunction.

Unless they are gay, or Muslim, then it's ok to hate them.

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