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14-09-2017, 06:04 AM
Awwwww crap.. Or - I know what MY next job will be.
I'm still getting over a nasty cold, so I was still in bed when the SO came in with this fun pronouncement - " I nailed a deer on the way to work, and wiped out the car".

Blink

OK.. I'm awake, grab my robe and come out to survey the damage..

It seems the worst of it is her edges. They're ruffled. The SO's nerves, that is.

A quick look shows the passenger side fender, the flip up headlight, the corner of the windshield and the antenna all took a whack.

"$285" I say.

"Huh, wha, say whaddafuck?" Is her reply.

I go on to explain that the only cost will be the windshield and we just had one done in a 94, which is the same as this 96. It cost $285. All the other parts we have, on one of our junk cars - also a red 96. I won't even have to paint it. Total time, about 3 hours.

You'd think she'd remember who she lives with - the guy who fixes her car all the time...

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14-09-2017, 07:02 AM
RE: Awwwww crap.. Or - I know what MY next job will be.
Try hitting one on the bike.
The cost of laundering the shit out of your shorts is on the list.

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14-09-2017, 07:11 AM
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A friend of mine once hit a badger....totally wrote off his car.

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14-09-2017, 07:44 AM
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(14-09-2017 07:02 AM)BikerDude Wrote:  Try hitting one on the bike.
The cost of laundering the shit out of your shorts is on the list.

I don't have to try that.

I hit one in 1986 on a 650 Triumph rigid frame chop and broke my knee. Rode the bike to a stop and sat alongside the road for 3 1/2 hours trying to flag down passing cars.

Not nearly as much fun as it sounds..

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14-09-2017, 07:59 AM
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(14-09-2017 07:44 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  
(14-09-2017 07:02 AM)BikerDude Wrote:  Try hitting one on the bike.
The cost of laundering the shit out of your shorts is on the list.

I don't have to try that.

I hit one in 1986 on a 650 Triumph rigid frame chop and broke my knee. Rode the bike to a stop and sat alongside the road for 3 1/2 hours trying to flag down passing cars.

Not nearly as much fun as it sounds..

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My brother-in-law had a similar experience. For some reason, nobody wants to stop and pick you up when you're covered with blood.
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14-09-2017, 09:04 AM
RE: Awwwww crap.. Or - I know what MY next job will be.
(14-09-2017 06:04 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  I'm still getting over a nasty cold, so I was still in bed when the SO came in with this fun pronouncement - " I nailed a deer on the way to work, and wiped out the car".

Blink

OK.. I'm awake, grab my robe and come out to survey the damage..

It seems the worst of it is her edges. They're ruffled. The SO's nerves, that is.

A quick look shows the passenger side fender, the flip up headlight, the corner of the windshield and the antenna all took a whack.

"$285" I say.

"Huh, wha, say whaddafuck?" Is her reply.

I go on to explain that the only cost will be the windshield and we just had one done in a 94, which is the same as this 96. It cost $285. All the other parts we have, on one of our junk cars - also a red 96. I won't even have to paint it. Total time, about 3 hours.

You'd think she'd remember who she lives with - the guy who fixes her car all the time...

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> So, did you bring the deer home and butcher it? Huh
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14-09-2017, 09:15 AM
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(14-09-2017 09:04 AM)Gwaithmir Wrote:  
(14-09-2017 06:04 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  I'm still getting over a nasty cold, so I was still in bed when the SO came in with this fun pronouncement - " I nailed a deer on the way to work, and wiped out the car".

Blink

OK.. I'm awake, grab my robe and come out to survey the damage..

It seems the worst of it is her edges. They're ruffled. The SO's nerves, that is.

A quick look shows the passenger side fender, the flip up headlight, the corner of the windshield and the antenna all took a whack.

"$285" I say.

"Huh, wha, say whaddafuck?" Is her reply.

I go on to explain that the only cost will be the windshield and we just had one done in a 94, which is the same as this 96. It cost $285. All the other parts we have, on one of our junk cars - also a red 96. I won't even have to paint it. Total time, about 3 hours.

You'd think she'd remember who she lives with - the guy who fixes her car all the time...

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> So, did you bring the deer home and butcher it? Huh

It got away before she could finish it off with a tire iron...

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14-09-2017, 09:35 AM
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I refuse to drive in our area at night because deer are stupid. Well, I should say unless I absolutely have to and then I try to stick to main roads and drive super slow through the ones to get to those main roads.

That said, I did hit a squirrel on the way to the store the other day. Fucker ran out and right under my tire.


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14-09-2017, 12:24 PM
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The big 'roos are the car killers here...

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14-09-2017, 12:26 PM
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(14-09-2017 12:24 PM)SYZ Wrote:  The big 'roos are the car killers here...

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Ouch.

When I lived in Anchorage, the usual was a moose.

A cow moose will kill a Ford F150 rather than the other way round, as you'd expect.

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