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06-10-2012, 12:59 AM
BREAKING NEWS (Evolution)
"Aperson that did the reseach and found out that the socalled evidence that is in my textbooks (that are still being teached in school) have bin proven false by scencist both evolutist and creationist agree on that it has bin proven false sorry but evolution has lose all credibility i have infacted looked at three points of veiw what evolution says, what the bible says, and the evidence that both have showed and intill there is better evidences on evolution i would be foolish to side with it."

This revelation was bestowed upon me by a DJ who works weekends, sometimes. It's such groundbreaking news; I thought I better get it to my fellow "evolutists" (?) right away!!!

How could we have been so wrong??? Weeping How, I ask you?! HOW?!?! Sadcryface2

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06-10-2012, 01:16 AM
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What the fuck over? Well then they better stop using DNA to bust criminals, that could be wrong, too. We are DOOMED!

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06-10-2012, 01:17 AM
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Weeping

I guess we need a rethink on medicine too. Clearly sacrificing goats and doves are the way to cure cancer - maybe this new fangled modern of-the-devil stuff works on the body, but what of the soul I ask you, what of the SOUL ?
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06-10-2012, 01:21 AM
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Can we revoke this dudes right (and capacity thereof), to breed?

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06-10-2012, 01:23 AM
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How do I even know if I look like me? I mean, he said earlier today that a 95% change in the genetic code would not only be impossible, but would be "deadly" if it were!!!

How did I end up looking the way I do after all that genetic change over the centuries? I don't...I don't think I know who I am anymore...

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06-10-2012, 01:30 AM
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Maybe you are not you Misanthro, maybe you just are.

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06-10-2012, 01:33 AM
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I..."I am that I am"...just like the good Lord.

Yes

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06-10-2012, 01:58 AM
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(06-10-2012 01:16 AM)LadyJane Wrote:  What the fuck over? Well then they better stop using DNA to bust criminals, that could be wrong, too. We are DOOMED!

(As Vosur once said),

What the actual fuck ?

That's my favorite come-back to creationists, and evolution deniers.
If THEY, or a member of their family were actually in prison, accused of a crime, and DNA could or would prove them innocent, THEY would take advantage of it. They DO believe in the Theory of Evolution, they just don't realize it, or are too uneducated to understand why that is the case.

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06-10-2012, 02:04 AM
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(06-10-2012 01:58 AM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  (As Vosur once said),

What the actual fuck ?


Whoa... weird. I JUST revived that thread. This night is really freaking weirding me out. WTAF!

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06-10-2012, 02:06 AM
BREAKING NEWS (Evolution)
(06-10-2012 02:04 AM)LadyJane Wrote:  
(06-10-2012 01:58 AM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  (As Vosur once said),

What the actual fuck ?


Whoa... weird. I JUST revived that thread. This night is really freaking weirding me out. WTAF!

Ready to have your mind blown? It just got weirder because now I've decided to thread stalk you. Evil_monster

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