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30-09-2012, 11:58 PM
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01-10-2012, 02:29 AM (This post was last modified: 01-10-2012 04:21 AM by depat.)
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Oh well, what the hell, I'm up all night. I buy those 6 lb bacon cuts that are mostly fat, fry it up, keep the fat, and use it to season cast iron skillets, green beans, okra and tomatoes, grease the door hinges, rub on my skin for moisturizer, and grease my cat so she can get rid of furballs. Has anyone here ever stepped on a wet furball in the middle of the night?
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01-10-2012, 10:17 PM
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I never tasted bacon as a kid, since we were kosher. There was something called "beef fry" that dad would occasionally bring home, but I now know it was a sorry substitute for the real thing.

I remember being in a non-Jewish neighbor's house for some reason, where the smell of bacon was overwhelming. For me at the time it became the quintessential Christian smell. Tongue

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02-10-2012, 07:18 AM
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(01-10-2012 10:17 PM)cufflink Wrote:  I never tasted bacon as a kid, since we were kosher. There was something called "beef fry" that dad would occasionally bring home, but I now know it was a sorry substitute for the real thing.

I remember being in a non-Jewish neighbor's house for some reason, where the smell of bacon was overwhelming. For me at the time it became the quintessential Christian smell. Tongue

So, eat some, already.

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02-10-2012, 03:07 PM
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Anyone ever pay attention to the banner ads that appear at the top of the page?

For this one I'm getting:

Fleabusters of California

House Smell Like a Cat?


and

"That pee stink is gone!"

Yup. Just what I needed . . . Dodgy

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08-04-2014, 06:08 PM
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I just tasted fried smoked pancetta, which is bacon if I recall correctly.

It's tasty, but it's not the best thing in the world, you people raised my expectations too high Facepalm

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08-04-2014, 06:47 PM
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(08-04-2014 06:08 PM)nach_in Wrote:  I just tasted fried smoked pancetta, which is bacon if I recall correctly.

It's tasty, but it's not the best thing in the world, you people raised my expectations too high Facepalm

Blasphemy!

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08-04-2014, 06:55 PM
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(27-09-2012 01:29 AM)Logisch Wrote:  Fun fact: I found an addon for chrome called "unbaby me" which replaces annoying feed topics with posts about my friend's and their babies with pictures of bacon. Best thing I ever did. I can finally enjoy facebook again.

No more "My baby just took a poopie! i'm so proud of little jonny!"

It now says: "Baby removed" and a picture of bacon.

WINNING.

Is this a real thing?

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08-04-2014, 08:00 PM
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(08-04-2014 06:47 PM)Anjele Wrote:  
(08-04-2014 06:08 PM)nach_in Wrote:  I just tasted fried smoked pancetta, which is bacon if I recall correctly.

It's tasty, but it's not the best thing in the world, you people raised my expectations too high Facepalm

Blasphemy!

I blame you and your epic descriptions!!

I will try it again some time though, it was tasty Wink

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08-04-2014, 08:30 PM
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Holy rashers of streaky pork belly nach_in!

You brought the bacon back to life after 18 months! You must be the Bacon Messiah.

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