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03-04-2012, 01:12 PM (This post was last modified: 03-04-2012 01:16 PM by justmetoo.)
Bad E-mails
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.

Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a massive heart attack.

The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:



To: My Loving Wife

Subject: I've Arrived

Date: February 16, 2010

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in.

I've seen that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then!!!! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P. S. Sure is hot down here!!!!
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03-04-2012, 01:22 PM
RE: Bad E-mails
Haha, that was a good one. Smile

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03-04-2012, 01:49 PM
RE: Bad E-mails
Just one problem with this joke.

Am I to believe old people know how to use email?

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03-04-2012, 02:00 PM
RE: Bad E-mails
(03-04-2012 01:49 PM)lucradis Wrote:  Just one problem with this joke.

Am I to believe old people know how to use email?
Well you can use it ............

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03-04-2012, 02:02 PM
RE: Bad E-mails
burn....

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03-04-2012, 08:34 PM
RE: Bad E-mails
Even funnier if he was using hotmail. Sounds like the premise of a modern day country song.
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03-04-2012, 09:08 PM
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(03-04-2012 02:00 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  Well you can use it .....
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