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11-12-2012, 02:40 AM
Bad Translation
This website is mad funny:

http://ackuna.com/badtranslator

You go there and type in whatever phrase you like.
Click the big "Translate!" button and wait until it gives you the end result.

Basically, it translates your phrase through a filter of multiple languages, one after the other, until you have something that might not even relate to the original phrase.

Epic fun lol

Here's some that I've done so far:

Original text:

"You must not commit adultery."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"In any case."


Original text:

"You must not commit adultery." (Tried again)

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Fix"


Original text:

"I love fat people."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Love"


Original text:

"I have to pee badly"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Songs of joy"

“What you believe to be true will control you, whether it’s true or not.”

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11-12-2012, 07:23 AM
RE: Bad Translation
Original text:

"eat my pants"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Eat my pants"

Frickin' grammar nazis

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.
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11-12-2012, 07:26 AM
RE: Bad Translation
round 2


Original text:

"eat my pants"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"For my jeans"

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.
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11-12-2012, 07:56 AM
RE: Bad Translation
Well, as a 40k nut, I had to try this:
"Suffer not the witch to live"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"The wizard will not save his life."

Wait, what? Blink

"Batcave"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"—"

"The Thinking Atheist"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"If you do not know and ath."
Well, someone had to do it Big Grin

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11-12-2012, 06:33 PM
RE: Bad Translation
Original text:

"The fuck?"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"What should I do?"

As it was in the beginning is now and ever shall be, world without end. Amen.
And I will show you something different from either
Your shadow at morning striding behind you
Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;
I will show you fear in a handful of dust.
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11-12-2012, 06:37 PM
RE: Bad Translation
Original text:

"cat can't scat"

After 35 translations:

"CD: the European Union has decided to cease."
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11-12-2012, 06:37 PM
RE: Bad Translation
"because,shut up"

[only thing i could think of]

became after 35 translations :

"Damn, not far from the"

"Villain, i have done thy mother" - Aaron, Act IV, Scene II of Titus Andronicus
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11-12-2012, 06:46 PM
RE: Bad Translation
Original text:
"If God is for us, then who can be against us?"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"If you want God."

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11-12-2012, 06:50 PM
RE: Bad Translation
Original text:
"I'm the scatman. Ski bi dibby di ya do dub yo dab dub dub be bop a bodda bop bop a bodda bop"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Bob Bob Bob Bob Scatman kills paper Prince Dub."

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11-12-2012, 06:51 PM
RE: Bad Translation
Original text:
"Bing sucks "
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"But it is not good for the ice."

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