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11-12-2012, 06:57 PM
RE: Bad Translation
Original text:
"Try not. Do or do not. There is no try."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"And very funny. It is not necessary for this test."

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11-12-2012, 07:02 PM
RE: Bad Translation
Original text:
"Say what again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more god damn time."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"A pair of complex numbers! There is a hole in the ass."



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12-12-2012, 12:32 AM
RE: Bad Translation
Original text:
"Walking the Mile. Getting right with Jesus. Still walking. Still praying. Walking the mile."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"In writing. A quiet location. I am trying to install a piece of the market.

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12-12-2012, 12:37 AM
RE: Bad Translation
XD


Original text:
"Our
father who art in heaven. Hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come,
They will be done. On earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day, our
daily bread. And forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those that
trespass against us."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"We
have our own style, and her father in the sky check out the list of
information technology today, unfortunately, ate every day. Came to
life. That bad, is a crime."


One more time:

Original text:
"Our
father who art in heaven. Hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come,
They will be done. On earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day, our
daily bread. And forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those that
trespass against us."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"And
our father. I invite you to the server. The Government has come to an
end. Escape from the world. Today, in the body. Let us, sin, sin."

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12-12-2012, 12:39 AM
RE: Bad Translation
Original text:
"yo mama is so fat her belt size is equator"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"News, my light: dark and there are a bunch of Ecuador lost to everyone."

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12-12-2012, 12:42 AM
RE: Bad Translation
Original text:
"how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Muzez, including black, revealing the wood country Estonia"

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12-12-2012, 12:47 AM
RE: Bad Translation
Original text:
"bye
bye miss american pie drove my chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
good ole boys drinking whiskey and rye singing this will be the day
that i die yeah this will be the day that i die"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Goodbye drinking whiskey rye used pizza Miss is my life, what was selection of RID or die, left and right."



Original text:
"bye
bye miss american pie drove my chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
good ole boys drinking whiskey and rye singing this will be the day
that i die yeah this will be the day that i die"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"But skip the Pizza's Chevrolet Finland also started a child after the death of me singing farewell to whiskey and rye, ~ I want."



Original text:
"bye
bye miss american pie drove my chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
good ole boys drinking whiskey and rye singing this will be the day
that i die yeah this will be the day that i die"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Chevrolet Turkey pizza, drink whiskey and rye character die young, die/farewell song."

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12-12-2012, 01:19 AM
RE: Bad Translation
Original Text

The meaning of life, the universe and everything will be answered in this random multiple translation as follows.


Translation

Do the following in life, the universe, everything is very simple.





So there you have it Tongue

For no matter how much I use these symbols, to describe symptoms of my existence.
You are your own emphasis.
So I say nothing.

-Bemore.
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12-12-2012, 11:35 AM
RE: Bad Translation
Original text:


"The proletarians
have nothing to lose but their chains. "



...35 translations later,
Bing gives us:



"However, the
proletariat is dangerous."




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16-12-2012, 05:04 AM
RE: Bad Translation
Dang guys, I'm sorry. I totally forgot about this Thread lol

Alright, here we go -

Original Text:
"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime."

...35 Translations Later, Bing Gives Us:"
Male fish, to use for a wedding date with the man in the Poisson and passed blood, no life.

O.o

Original Text:
"I think the internet is affecting my sleeping habit"

...35 Translations Later, Bing Gives Us:
"Of course, this is a dream and on the Internet."

“What you believe to be true will control you, whether it’s true or not.”

—Jeremy LaBorde
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