Batshit crazy prophesy thread

[Bucky Ball]

So here you get to "prophesy" any crazy crapola you want to, that you think might be about to happen. Of course if it doesn't happen, it won't matter, and it just means your god(s) didn't speak to your heart ... er some such shit, like the Xtians say.

1. Erx will return, eventually.
2. The US $ is about to tank, along with the US stock market, (which is WAY over-bought).
3. Ben Affleck will get an Oscar.
4. A crazy old man will bug the crap out of us, until he gets banned, shortly.
5. The Rapture will start and fizzle out, as all the pets will be taken by accident.

[earmuffs]

Erxy wont come back.
He went full potato.

[Vera]

Bucky, you should check your prophet gland. #4 is laughable. Bugs us? Please. It's actually more than a little sad. I can't imagine what an empty life someone must lead, to be trolling forums full of people he hates, hurling semi-coherent crap at them and bragging about how many other forums he has been banned from.

I'm mildly curious as to what will ensue if he were to meet Egor, though. Will the hate and fear that rule their lives cancel each other or is there gonna be a mighty bang (and not the fun kind)

[Richard Stuckmeyer]

(29-01-2013 05:41 AM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  So here you get to "prophesy" any crazy crapola you want to, that you think might be about to happen. Of course if it doesn't happen, it won't matter, and it just means your god(s) didn't speak to your heart ... er some such shit, like the Xtians say.

1. Erx will return, eventually.
2. The US $ is about to tank, along with the US stock market, (which is WAY over-bought).
3. Ben Aflak will get an Oscar.
4. A crazy old man will bug the crap out of us, until he gets banned, shortly.
5. The Rapture will start and fizzle out, as all the pets will be taken by accident.

Who is Erx, Daddy?
Yeah, I've been reading a lot about the US economy tanking. Gonna be interesting to see if it happens.
Yay, for Ben AFFLECK.
I thought this forum didnt ban people for being crazy?
Now this brings up an interesting anecdote: A group of atheists started a website where Christians could register their pets to be picked up by the atheists, for a fee of course, when the Rapture occurs. I guess since Christians are so gullible they thought we would fall for it. Anyway, they finally took the website down when not one Christian registered.

[Richard Stuckmeyer]

(29-01-2013 05:59 AM)Vera Wrote:  Bucky, you should check your prophet gland. #4 is laughable. Bugs is? Please. It's actually more than a little sad. I can't imagine what an empty life someone must lead, to be trolling forums full of people he hates, hurling semi-coherent crap at them and bragging about how many other forums he has been banned from.

I'm mildly curious as to what will ensue if he were to meet Egor, though. Will the hate and fear that rule their lives cancel each other or is there gonna be a mighty bang (and not the fun kind)

Why dont you introduce us Vera?

[Richard Stuckmeyer]

(29-01-2013 05:56 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  Erxy wont come back.
He went full potato.

Please Daddy, who is Erx?

[bemore]

1: North Korea test/pop a nuke as a show of force.
2: Iranian Uprising/civil war/war
3: Expotential curve of the economy towards failure.
4: Steady increase in living costs.
5: No UK EU referendum.
6: Steadying increase in figures of people getting cancer.

EDIT:

7: The last of the antibiotics become useless.

[Richard Stuckmeyer]

(29-01-2013 06:13 AM)bemore Wrote:  1: North Korea test/pop a nuke as a show of force.
2: Iranian Uprising/civil war/war
3: Expotential curve of the economy towards failure.
4: Steady increase in living costs.
5: No UK EU referendum.
6: Steadying increase in figures of people getting cancer.

Now that #5 is really interesting, I've been thinking that when the anti-Christ takes over the EU, he's gonna knock the UK on it's ass as he re-organizes the EU. Don't know exactly how he's gonna do it but somehow he's gonna tame then and whip them in line. Whatever he does, it's not gonna be nice for the UK. I doubt if I'll be here to see it tho.

[earmuffs]

(29-01-2013 06:08 AM)Richard Stuckmeyer Wrote:  

(29-01-2013 05:56 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  Erxy wont come back.
He went full potato.

Please Daddy, who is Erx?

Do your own homework.

[DLJ]

Predictions:

1. Within 300 years, Singlish will become the international language of the Federation. Ok lah.
2. A causal link will be discovered between High Functioning Autism and the genetic disposition for having small ears + Judaism + excessive consumption of artificial sweeteners.
3. Dark Matter will be discovered to be invisible because although it occupies the same spacial dimensions as we do, it belongs to different (faster or slower) time dimensions.
4. Reading will win the Champions League.
5. The Pope will convert to Islam.