Be careful when selecting a material for your dildo
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09-03-2017, 02:37 AM
RE: Be careful when selecting a material for your dildo
(21-02-2017 06:00 PM)unfogged Wrote:  ...
Remember kids... wear a condom when you fuck a rock and don't insert stalactites in your butt.
...

Just checking ... for no real reason ... but are stalagmites OK?

They'd be safer, right? Cos no ladder or scaffolding is required, you could just...

Anyway, like I said, no particular reason I was asking.

Except science, of course.

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09-03-2017, 05:35 AM
RE: Be careful when selecting a material for your dildo
Post of the century.
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09-03-2017, 05:56 AM
RE: Be careful when selecting a material for your dildo
(09-03-2017 02:37 AM)DLJ Wrote:  
(21-02-2017 06:00 PM)unfogged Wrote:  ...
Remember kids... wear a condom when you fuck a rock and don't insert stalactites in your butt.
...

Just checking ... for no real reason ... but are stalagmites OK?

They'd be safer, right? Cos no ladder or scaffolding is required, you could just...

Anyway, like I said, no particular reason I was asking.

Except science, of course.

Blush

You could always conduct a study

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09-03-2017, 05:57 AM
RE: Be careful when selecting a material for your dildo
(09-03-2017 05:56 AM)unfogged Wrote:  
(09-03-2017 02:37 AM)DLJ Wrote:  Just checking ... for no real reason ... but are stalagmites OK?

They'd be safer, right? Cos no ladder or scaffolding is required, you could just...

Anyway, like I said, no particular reason I was asking.

Except science, of course.

Blush

You could always conduct a study

He mite, but he'd have to hold on tite to get a complete survey.
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09-03-2017, 02:46 PM
RE: Be careful when selecting a material for your dildo
I'm green with envy.

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09-03-2017, 03:04 PM
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So ... I wandered in here and ... I guess I learned something. Blink A bit uncertain how or if I can utilize this information.

Kind of a cool looking malachite dildo, I have to say. Mmm, not quite the tchotchke I imagine decorating the mantle. Shy

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09-03-2017, 03:34 PM
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.....................and how the hell did we get such a thread??????? ShockingShockingShockingShockingShockingShocking

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16-03-2017, 12:25 PM
RE: Be careful when selecting a material for your dildo
(09-03-2017 12:55 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  DON'T PUT ROCKS UP YOUR BUTT!

Not even pet rocks?

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