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23-02-2017, 09:41 AM
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An aside to consider.......

What if Jebus had been beheaded instead of crucified?? Would xtians run around with little swords or axes around their necks??

It would have been more convenient if the Romans had hung him.

Then xtians would run around with nooses around their necks.

It might come in handy...........

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23-02-2017, 09:54 AM
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(23-02-2017 09:41 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  An aside to consider.......

What if Jebus had been beheaded instead of crucified?? Would xtians run around with little swords or axes around their necks??

It would have been more convenient if the Romans had hung him.

Then xtians would run around with nooses around their necks.

It might come in handy...........

Wink

They'd wear pumpkins around their necks like The Legend of Sleepy Hollow.

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23-02-2017, 09:55 AM
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Funny as the jokes are in this thread, this is seriously uncool. This is destruction of a religious statue on church property.

We'd be (rightly) mad as hell if someone was defacing synagogues or mosques.

Whoever did this is a fucked-up person, and we should not seem like we're supporting their actions. Angry

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23-02-2017, 09:58 AM
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I notice the nail holes are on his hands, they should be on the wrist.

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23-02-2017, 10:05 AM
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(23-02-2017 09:55 AM)RocketSurgeon76 Wrote:  Funny as the jokes are in this thread, this is seriously uncool. This is destruction of a religious statue on church property.

We'd be (rightly) mad as hell if someone was defacing synagogues or mosques.

Whoever did this is a fucked-up person, and we should not seem like we're supporting their actions. Angry

I'll pray for forgiveness Wink

But you are right, we should be more understanding of another's beliefs that were defaced. I think sometimes my hatred of the misogynistic treatment I received from my church and for their disgust and hatred of many of my friends who are in same sex rships or trans--just makes me not really give two fucks if their statue of hate was disrespected. But that said, there are Christians who are not like that, so for them, I wish Jesus' head a safe and speedy return. Thumbsup

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23-02-2017, 10:29 AM
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(23-02-2017 09:55 AM)RocketSurgeon76 Wrote:  Funny as the jokes are in this thread, this is seriously uncool. This is destruction of a religious statue on church property.

We'd be (rightly) mad as hell if someone was defacing synagogues or mosques.

Whoever did this is a fucked-up person, and we should not seem like we're supporting their actions. Angry

I'm not condoning it (even though I do find it amusing). Vandalism is a rather petty and stupid response when faced with an opinion you disagree with. My point is that whenever something bad happens, it's never god punishing them.

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23-02-2017, 10:37 AM
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(23-02-2017 09:02 AM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  You people are all going to hell.

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23-02-2017, 10:46 AM
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(23-02-2017 08:56 AM)Impulse Wrote:  It's probably the fig tree's revenge. Tongue

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23-02-2017, 10:55 AM
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23-02-2017, 10:56 AM
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(23-02-2017 10:29 AM)TheBeardedDude Wrote:  
(23-02-2017 09:55 AM)RocketSurgeon76 Wrote:  Funny as the jokes are in this thread, this is seriously uncool. This is destruction of a religious statue on church property.

We'd be (rightly) mad as hell if someone was defacing synagogues or mosques.

Whoever did this is a fucked-up person, and we should not seem like we're supporting their actions. Angry

I'm not condoning it (even though I do find it amusing). Vandalism is a rather petty and stupid response when faced with an opinion you disagree with. My point is that whenever something bad happens, it's never god punishing them.

Laugh out load maybe deep down they know god doesn't exist? Consider

It could be the "pastor" drumming support for his church too GaspBig Grin

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