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23-02-2017, 10:56 AM
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(23-02-2017 10:46 AM)kemo boy Wrote:  
(23-02-2017 08:56 AM)Impulse Wrote:  It's probably the fig tree's revenge. Tongue

I can't wait for "Revenge of the Fig Tree II: The Quickening"

Since this is the second time in two weeks the head was taken, The Quickening is what is currently being reported.

Plan for the next possible sequal: Night of The Living Head Shy

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23-02-2017, 11:37 AM
RE: Beheaded Jesus...
(23-02-2017 10:56 AM)kim Wrote:  
(23-02-2017 10:46 AM)kemo boy Wrote:  I can't wait for "Revenge of the Fig Tree II: The Quickening"

Since this is the second time in two weeks the head was taken, The Quickening is what is currently being reported.

Plan for the next possible sequal: Night of The Living Head Shy

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23-02-2017, 11:37 AM
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(23-02-2017 10:56 AM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  It could be the "pastor" drumming support for his church too GaspBig Grin

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That thought occurred to me, too, when I saw what a small church it was. Churches that small pay their pastors next to nothing. It isn't hard to imagine a sympathy-generation attempt.

I was more concerned with people seeing this website and thinking we delight in the destruction of church property. It's easy to mistake humor for malevolence, if you don't know us.

There's humor to be found in dark things, and we're pretty good at that; the jokes we made in response were hilarious. Love you guys! Smile

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23-02-2017, 12:05 PM
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(23-02-2017 10:56 AM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  
(23-02-2017 10:29 AM)TheBeardedDude Wrote:  I'm not condoning it (even though I do find it amusing). Vandalism is a rather petty and stupid response when faced with an opinion you disagree with. My point is that whenever something bad happens, it's never god punishing them.

Laugh out load maybe deep down they know god doesn't exist? Consider

It could be the "pastor" drumming support for his church too GaspBig Grin

Controversy and sympathy are popular. Drinking Beverage

In some circles this is known a "false flag operation" -- and if done properly is pretty effective, and very hard to prove who did it.

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23-02-2017, 12:12 PM
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In a few months the head will probably show up in a manger scene where the baby Jesus has gone missing. That ought to freak some people out.

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23-02-2017, 02:04 PM
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So then I asked Jesus, “Why did you put a star that gives us cancer so close to Earth” and then...

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Sad.

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23-02-2017, 02:09 PM
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(23-02-2017 02:04 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  So then I asked Jesus, “Why did you put a star that gives us cancer so close to Earth” and then...

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Sad.

The cancer part is Eve's fault.

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23-02-2017, 02:43 PM
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In a flash, Jesus went from omniscient to airhead.

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23-02-2017, 02:58 PM
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(23-02-2017 10:56 AM)kim Wrote:  
(23-02-2017 10:46 AM)kemo boy Wrote:  I can't wait for "Revenge of the Fig Tree II: The Quickening"

Since this is the second time in two weeks the head was taken, The Quickening is what is currently being reported.

Plan for the next possible sequal: Night of The Living Head Shy

Night of The Living Head? It's already out, though they changed the title, now it is Mass of The Giving Head.

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23-02-2017, 05:46 PM
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The arms are next.

Everyone knows that all great statues have no arms or head.

Jesus will be perfect. No brains and no arms to help anyone, but you could ride him like a headless zombie mule.

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