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09-07-2016, 04:11 PM
Behold the one true god...
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Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

--Jake the Dog, Adventure Time

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09-07-2016, 04:39 PM
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Bowing

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09-07-2016, 04:50 PM (This post was last modified: 09-07-2016 06:13 PM by TheGulegon.)
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Your denomination has it wrong! This is right! Angry

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09-07-2016, 04:59 PM
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Is that Enlil and the Great Bull of Heaven? Osiris and Apis? El and Moloch? No, it's Paul and Babe. Destined to be the ancient local gods of Minnesota in some future century.

Once again, the Divine Feminine is tossed out by the authoritarian patriarchy. Bessie the Yellow Cow is conspicuously absent. I think Dan Brown could find a book in that sculpture.
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09-07-2016, 05:55 PM
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And here I expected the Lord of Light...but no, no burning anything today. For the night is dark, and sadly lacking in terrors.

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09-07-2016, 05:57 PM
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It's a whole lot of bull.

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09-07-2016, 06:01 PM
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Wait which one is the god? I like the cow. I choose the cow. Or bull whatever the fuck it is Wink

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09-07-2016, 06:01 PM
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(09-07-2016 04:11 PM)Old Man Marsh Wrote:  [Image: roadside_paulbunyan.jpg]

How long since that Lumberjack got laid? That is the biggest case of blue bulls I have ever seen.

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09-07-2016, 06:08 PM
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I heard that abstinence will give you blue Bulls.
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09-07-2016, 06:15 PM
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(09-07-2016 06:01 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  
(09-07-2016 04:11 PM)Old Man Marsh Wrote:  [Image: roadside_paulbunyan.jpg]

How long since that Lumberjack got laid? That is the biggest case of blue bulls I have ever seen.

The bull looks a bit horny as well

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