Believers got us dead to rights, lets give up.
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19-09-2014, 04:57 AM
Believers got us dead to rights, lets give up.
Lets just admit it atheists, this is how we all moved to our position.

Someone told me to barbecue kittens and sacrifice virgins, and that was all it took. Someone merely telling me something. I didn't even bother to question them. It simply felt right.

Allah exists Muslims, you got us.
Vishnu exists Hindus, you got us.
Yahweh exists Jews, you got us.
Magic babies and zombiegods exist Christians, you got us.
Magic underwear works Mormons, you got us.

The jig is up atheists, all those claims are true, because people have reasons and tradition and popularity. How dare we question ancient myth.

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19-09-2014, 04:59 AM
RE: Believers got us dead to rights, lets give up.
Praise be to Odin!


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19-09-2014, 05:09 AM
RE: Believers got us dead to rights, lets give up.
I don't get it

also doesn't Hinduism have several gods ?
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19-09-2014, 05:13 AM
RE: Believers got us dead to rights, lets give up.
(19-09-2014 05:09 AM)Ace Wrote:  I don't get it

also doesn't Hinduism have several gods ?

Yes and all those gods are real by proxy of utterance.

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19-09-2014, 06:24 AM
RE: Believers got us dead to rights, lets give up.
You forgot Santa.

Santa is also real.

Popcorn I put more thought into fiction than theists put into reality.
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19-09-2014, 06:43 AM
RE: Believers got us dead to rights, lets give up.
(19-09-2014 06:24 AM)CleverUsername Wrote:  You forgot Santa.

Santa is also real.

And not once has that bastard put Angelina Jolie unwrapped under my tree. Useless fucker.

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19-09-2014, 11:51 AM
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(19-09-2014 06:24 AM)CleverUsername Wrote:  You forgot Santa.

Santa is also real.

and that bastard stole my cake from the fridge when I was 8................................

or it could've been my lil cousin with a sweet tooth
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