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23-02-2014, 01:19 AM
Benny Hinn is in my church!!!!
Holy shit!!!! The man himself is here in South Africa in my church. If I don't get reconverted today then I never will. Just kidding. Wow!!! I wanna see people fall under the anointing of the "holy ghost". He just started singing "For you are glorious".

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23-02-2014, 09:08 AM
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(23-02-2014 01:19 AM)BlackMason Wrote:  Holy shit!!!! The man himself is here in South Africa in my church. If I don't get reconverted today then I never will. Just kidding. Wow!!! I wanna see people fall under the anointing of the "holy ghost". He just started singing "For you are glorious".

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23-02-2014, 01:43 PM
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(23-02-2014 01:19 AM)BlackMason Wrote:  Holy shit!!!! The man himself is here in South Africa in my church. If I don't get reconverted today then I never will. Just kidding. Wow!!! I wanna see people fall under the anointing of the "holy ghost". He just started singing "For you are glorious".

Whaaaaaaaat ? Aw man... Your church is fail church... We get infestations of these scumbags occasionally... Hope he makes a fool of himself Angry

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23-02-2014, 02:07 PM
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Might be worthy of a laugh or two. Smile


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23-02-2014, 04:20 PM
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Oh, that fuckin' guy.












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28-02-2014, 05:49 AM
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(23-02-2014 01:43 PM)morondog Wrote:  
(23-02-2014 01:19 AM)BlackMason Wrote:  Holy shit!!!! The man himself is here in South Africa in my church. If I don't get reconverted today then I never will. Just kidding. Wow!!! I wanna see people fall under the anointing of the "holy ghost". He just started singing "For you are glorious".

Whaaaaaaaat ? Aw man... Your church is fail church... We get infestations of these scumbags occasionally... Hope he makes a fool of himself Angry

Well he didn't do anything strange. I guess he was saving his best tricks for the service he said he'd be attending later that eveningDodgy. It was pretty cool seeing the dude though I must admit. The respect exuding from the crowd was tangible. Everyone was silent. Gotta admit it's pretty cool watching one of the best do their thing. Even con men.

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28-02-2014, 06:16 AM
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He suffers from a floppy lightsaber.
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28-02-2014, 06:25 AM
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(28-02-2014 06:16 AM)Mathilda Wrote:  He suffers from a floppy lightsaber.

Is that why his wife divorced him a few years back?

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28-02-2014, 08:35 AM
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You should try and get up on stage and just do opposite of what he wants you to do.

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28-02-2014, 10:26 AM
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(28-02-2014 08:35 AM)kingschosen Wrote:  You should try and get up on stage and just do opposite of what he wants you to do.

Just found this on youtube, 1.15 - 1.30 into it, very near the beginning.

He walks along a line of women standing there crying and he gently pushes them over. Except the woman in a red top and blue jeans inadvertently resists and stays standing because she's too busy crying. When Benny Hinn looks around and sees her still standing he goes back and gives her a great big shove. Listen to how angrily he says "Thanks" the second time when she's still standing.



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