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21-04-2013, 08:19 AM
RE: Best Worst Movies Ever
"The Haunted World of El Superbeasto"

It was written and directed by Rob Zombie, so I figured it must be good. It turned out to be one of the dumbest movies I've ever seen. The plot was incredibly simplistic, the jokes were so blatantly retarded, and the climax was almost laughably cliche. Overall it seemed to be a way of making a cartoon porno without actually making a porno.

...And I loved every minute of it. Big Grin





Then again, how can you not love stupid jokes, cartoon sex, nazi zombies, a horny robot and laugh-out-loud worthy theme song lyrics when you're high?

Oh, and Dr. Satan made me realize that I want to crop my ears, put demon horns on my forehead and wear vampire fangs. Sorry Chas. Drinking Beverage

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21-04-2013, 03:42 PM
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Hey Chas, I think you're gonna like this:




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21-04-2013, 04:02 PM
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Dragon ball evolution is the most painful thing I've had to sit through.

The cat in the hat, was also a painful experience.
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22-04-2013, 01:48 AM
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(21-04-2013 05:59 AM)Full Circle Wrote:  Anything by Russ Meyer has to be near the top of the worst, such as
Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
Pussycat! is on my "so bad it's good" list. Some years back I heard they were going to remake it, but I don't think it ever happened.

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22-04-2013, 03:14 AM
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After the pretty weird first movie, this one offeres some of the funniest kills in horror history. How cool would it be to be stuffed to death in a outdoor toilet?

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22-04-2013, 05:24 AM
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(22-04-2013 01:48 AM)f stop Wrote:  
(21-04-2013 05:59 AM)Full Circle Wrote:  Anything by Russ Meyer has to be near the top of the worst, such as
Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
Pussycat! is on my "so bad it's good" list. Some years back I heard they were going to remake it, but I don't think it ever happened.

The movie has beautiful women, great cars, terrible soundtrack and absolutely no plot or storyline...what a waste of women and cars.

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25-04-2013, 05:16 AM
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(14-04-2013 03:36 AM)ELK12695 Wrote:  
(13-04-2013 08:35 PM)nach_in Wrote:  Guys please! MORTAL KOMBAT!!!

Mortal Kombat Annihilation, please. The first one wasn't that bad. The second one is a real pleasure:


That is pretty fucking terrible.
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25-04-2013, 05:19 AM
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(22-04-2013 03:14 AM)ELK12695 Wrote:  



After the pretty weird first movie, this one offeres some of the funniest kills in horror history. How cool would it be to be stuffed to death in a outdoor toilet?
YES!

The first "Sleepaway Camp" is better though,IMO
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25-04-2013, 05:29 AM
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This movie is gloriously bad.



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25-04-2013, 05:53 AM
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This one is stupidly funny.






Another stupid great one - check out the theme song,too.







And another.



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