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01-05-2014, 06:09 AM (This post was last modified: 01-05-2014 06:14 AM by Mathilda.)
Best job advert evah!!
R&D Group Leader (M/F) Cheese Packaging

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Do you go big or small…..? Yes! We believe in both. That's why we're a $35 billion company with the mindset of a start-up. So big idea, small idea, or somewhere in between, here's your chance to share it with us. R&D Group Leader (m/f) Cheese Packaging ID 1304348 Munich, Germany Your challenge: Work on our strong pan-European brand Philadelphia and local Cheese brands like Sottilette (Italy), Dairylea (UK) or El Cesario (Iberia) Manage a team of packaging scientists and engineers and work with them on packaging innovation, packaging productivity and quality improvement projects Define packaging strategies for the Cheese

They talk about "the Cheese" (note that it is capitalised) like the Enlightenment, or the Singularity. It really makes me think of a group of scientists in a lab somewhere worshipping some monolith chunk of crumbly cheddar while at the same wondering how to serve it. How come I'm thinking alien invasion here?
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