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09-12-2011, 02:08 PM (This post was last modified: 09-12-2011 02:28 PM by Observer.)
Best quote I heard someone say eye to eye to a priest
Concerning the death of my parents, I heard a well befriended farmer say to a priest:

"I'm sorry to say sir, but If God exists, I'll kick his ass some day and he’ll know why!"

It’s quotes like this that keep me alive these days... Smile

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09-12-2011, 02:14 PM
RE: Best quote I heard someone say eye to eye to a priest
(09-12-2011 02:08 PM)The_observer Wrote:  Concerning the death of my parents, I heard a well befriended farmer say to a priest:

"I'm sorry to say sir, but It God exists, I'll kick his ass some day and he’ll know why!"

It’s quotes like this that keep me alive these days... Smile

Awesome, Dude! These are the sorts of gems you need to hold onto to get you through!

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09-12-2011, 02:27 PM
RE: Best quote I heard someone say eye to eye to a priest
(09-12-2011 02:08 PM)The_observer Wrote:  "I'm sorry to say sir, but if God exists, I'll kick his ass some day and he’ll know why!"

Wow! I love that.
Reminds me that every once in a while, humanity has the guts to look itself in the mirror and tell it like it is.

Heart Hang tough T_O & find your smiles when you can.

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09-12-2011, 02:29 PM
RE: Best quote I heard someone say eye to eye to a priest
Yeah, hang in there, dude. Do your best to find solace in whatever you can. Especially humor. What happened was a true tragedy. My condolences.

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09-12-2011, 03:30 PM
RE: Best quote I heard someone say eye to eye to a priest
I copied that quote to an archive of great quotes that I have amassed. It is among the best in the archives. If god does exist, he doesn't work in mysterious ways, he is just a shitheaded megalomaniac.

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09-12-2011, 04:11 PM
RE: Best quote I heard someone say eye to eye to a priest
(09-12-2011 03:30 PM)No J. Wrote:  I copied that quote to an archive of great quotes that I have amassed. It is among the best in the archives. If god does exist, he doesn't work in mysterious ways, he is just a shitheaded megalomaniac.
Reminds me of the following:

And so the devil explained his vile plan:
"Let’s create a world where you can be happy but mostly you won't be and there is not much you can do about it. MWHAHAHAHAHA!!
...
Oh wait, That’s already been done"
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12-12-2011, 12:50 AM
RE: Best quote I heard someone say eye to eye to a priest
My aunt is Catholic and usually she invites the priest for dinner.
Several years ago when my brother was 5 and saw the priest he asked him:

Why believe in god if no one has seen him?

The priest was surprised and just stared at him. He didn't say a word and my aunt had to apologize for the dumb question.

I guess the man didn't expect such a question from a 5 years old child.

Of course, my brother is an atheist now. (Hey bro, if you ever read this, I'm still proud of you!)

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