Bible Golden Ratio "Code"
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25-09-2013, 06:19 AM
(This post was last modified: 25-09-2013 11:34 AM by Bucky Ball.)
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RE: Bible Golden Ratio "Code"
Well ya see, there is a class they take that tells them when to push the Scary Babble Quotes button, and when to use the REALLY Scary Babble quotes button. They take a class called "Technology of Audience Manipulation". They push the Really Scary Babble Quote button whenever the word "lust" can be worked into the rant, and then there is the "Alleluia" meter that goes off, if the number of halleluias count they get from their audience is greater than the desired minimum. They also come with an optional "foot pedal". They're adjustable. These high tech tools are now also come with GPS systems, that can detect their latitude reading, and they are calibrated for how deep they are into the Bible Belt, and the number of Billy-Joe-Bobs they have in the congregation. They also come with the "Automated Carnal Option". Anytime the word "carnal" is detected, the Really Scary option is programmed to go off, automatically.
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25-09-2013, 06:25 AM
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(24-09-2013 06:29 PM)TheKingdomBibleEditor Wrote:(24-09-2013 11:08 AM)morondog Wrote: I know demons personally, apart from being one. They all wanna know where you got your knowledge from 'cos apart from trolling n00bs on the internet we hardly ever manifest... and the whole trembling at God's words thing was a bit of a joke. Got old after the first 5000 years. Hardly anyone does it anymore. Apart from ol' Satan. Can't get over himself, thinks he's the funniest guy ever. Gotta admit nailing that poncy bastard was a good one. Alright everyone, get ready to do this in unison! ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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25-09-2013, 06:47 AM
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Upon reflection, I wonder if TheKingdomBibleEditor sees his time here as effective in getting people to believe his mathematical equivalent of a conspiracy theory? Surely he can't be oblivious to his role since joining: more reasons to laugh at some theists.
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25-09-2013, 07:23 AM
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He's stuck in a bit of a cleft stick, the poor boy. If he fucks off egregiously it's obvious that he did it because he can't answer our reasonable questions, if he sticks around to answer, the more his shit gets exposed for the mindless drivel that it is.
Predict he'll stick around as long as he can stand it then do some random shit like threatening people so that he can claim that he was BANNED from TTA just for pushing his opinion, rather than that he got a hiding and ran away crying. |
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25-09-2013, 09:14 AM
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To be completely fair to the guy, he didn't come here looking for sheeple or to troll. Mention of his project was made here first, he only joined on to attempt to defend his work which is, by all rights, admirable.
That being said, it's still some kooky shit. But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth. ~ Umberto Eco |
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25-09-2013, 09:22 AM
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(25-09-2013 09:14 AM)evenheathen Wrote: To be completely fair to the guy, he didn't come here looking for sheeple or to troll. Mention of his project was made here first, he only joined on to attempt to defend his work which is, by all rights, admirable. That is true... |
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25-09-2013, 09:47 AM
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(24-09-2013 07:35 PM)TheLastEnemy Wrote:(24-09-2013 06:29 PM)TheKingdomBibleEditor Wrote: You seriously think he's claiming to literally be a demon? Wrong. God has commanded all men everywhere to repent and trust in Christ. If that were something that happened automatically without our decision, it would make the command nonsensical. >31 years ago, I used my free will to choose to accept Christ. I could have refused. Thankfully, I did not. Most of my druggie buds from high school are now in Hell, because they refused. |
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25-09-2013, 09:51 AM
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RE: Bible Golden Ratio "Code"
(25-09-2013 09:14 AM)evenheathen Wrote: To be completely fair to the guy, he didn't come here looking for sheeple or to troll. Mention of his project was made here first, he only joined on to attempt to defend his work which is, by all rights, admirable. You are correct. I am here to defend my work. I am only going to answer genuine questions seeking answers, not ad hominem attacks from people who wouldn't be persuaded if they were standing in front of God Himself. When I see that there are no more genuine questions to answer, I will stop answering. I may visit other portions of the forum just for the fun of it. |
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25-09-2013, 09:56 AM
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25-09-2013, 10:18 AM
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RE: Bible Golden Ratio "Code"
(25-09-2013 09:51 AM)TheKingdomBibleEditor Wrote:(25-09-2013 09:14 AM)evenheathen Wrote: To be completely fair to the guy, he didn't come here looking for sheeple or to troll. Mention of his project was made here first, he only joined on to attempt to defend his work which is, by all rights, admirable. Well, welcome to the forum. I hope you enjoy your stay. ![]() But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth. ~ Umberto Eco |
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