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04-11-2013, 09:27 PM
RE: Bible Quotes that are actually Good
1 Corinthians 13:11


11 When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child; but when I became a man, I put away childish things.


Genesis 44:13


13 Then they rent their clothes; and every man loaded his ass, and returned to the city.
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04-11-2013, 09:28 PM
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Oh man, Genesis is really dirty.

I wonder if they had dildo's during that time in history?

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05-11-2013, 09:48 AM
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Proverbs 1:22
How long, ye simple ones, will ye love simplicity? And the scorners delight in their scorning, and fools hate knowledge?

Takes on a whole new meaning when you're a non-believer.
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05-11-2013, 09:51 AM
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Also,
Proverbs 3:27
Withhold not good from them to whom it is due, when it is in the power of thine hand to do it.


I like proverbs, generally. If you ignore the parts about "The LORD thy God" and random sexism.
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05-11-2013, 10:29 AM
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Take therefore no thought for the morrow: for the morrow shall take thought for the things of itself.

Matthew 6:34

Hedonism FTmofoW

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05-11-2013, 10:33 AM
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(04-11-2013 09:27 PM)Chopdoc Wrote:  1 Corinthians 13:11


11 When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child; but when I became a man, I put away childish things.

DAMMIT! I wanted to post this one. Weeping

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05-11-2013, 10:42 AM
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(04-11-2013 08:47 PM)The_Thinking_Theist Wrote:  "The last enemy that shall be destroyed is death." 1 Corinthians 15:26

That's right.
The Hebrews didn't believe in immortality, except for a few "hero" figures, (neither did Paul, except for the "saved"). Nice to see you get that. Tongue

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05-11-2013, 10:43 AM
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Proverbs 3. 13-18. NKJV:
Quote:13 Happy is the man who finds wisdom,
And the man who gains understanding;
14 For her proceeds are better than the profits of silver,
And her gain than fine gold.
15 She is more precious than rubies,
And all the things you may desire cannot compare with her.
16 Length of days is in her right hand,
In her left hand riches and honor.
17 Her ways are ways of pleasantness,
And all her paths are peace.
18 She is a tree of life to those who take hold of her,
And happy are all who retain her.

Too bad the writer cocked it up royally a few verses earlier:

Proverbs 3. 5-6. NKJV:
Quote:5 Trust in the Lord with all your heart,
And lean not on your own understanding;
6 In all your ways acknowledge Him,
And He shall direct[a] your paths.

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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05-11-2013, 11:03 AM
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I also like Ecclesiastes a lot. I think the writer woulda been an atheist in a different age...

Ecclesiastes 2. 18-19. NKJV:
Quote:18 Then I hated all my labor in which I had toiled under the sun, because I must leave it to the man who will come after me. 19 And who knows whether he will be wise or a fool? Yet he will rule over all my labor in which I toiled and in which I have shown myself wise under the sun. This also is vanity.

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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05-11-2013, 11:39 AM
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(05-11-2013 10:33 AM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  
(04-11-2013 09:27 PM)Chopdoc Wrote:  1 Corinthians 13:11


11 When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child; but when I became a man, I put away childish things.

DAMMIT! I wanted to post this one. Weeping

One of my personal little chuckle jokes--christians can read that without a whiff of irony.
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