Bible Quoting Friends on Facebook

[Momsurroundedbyboys]

It makes me want to steer clear of facebook all together. Really since starting this thread I haven't been around it much.

[Taqiyya Mockingbird]

(26-10-2013 10:05 AM)amyb Wrote:  I just checked my religious relatives' facebooks just to nauseate myself....

THAT. Is SOOOO. Funny.

[RobbyPants]

(09-12-2013 10:52 AM)ghostexorcist Wrote:  

Step 1: Relabel your hunches, calling them "evidence".

Step 2: Relabel evidence against your position "opinions".

Step 3: Win argument.


I remember listening to Jeff Foxworthy CDs back in the late 90's and laughing. In the past month, I've seen stuff (supposedly) written by him, and I find myself liking him less and less. I can only hope that these are mis-attributed pieces...

[WillHopp]

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. ... Anyone perpetrating a fraud is going to tell you not to question their actions or motives. It's just like a magician who turns out the lights for a second or forces a card on you. Why? Because he's in control and doesn't want you to think for yourself.

[Alla]

(26-10-2013 09:54 AM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  From a friend's facebook...

"Trust in the LORD with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways acknowledge Him, and He will make your paths straight."
Proverbs 3:5-6

Why?

because you are not always understand correctly. Metaphors have to be explained by those who wrote them.

[Raptor Jesus]

(09-12-2013 03:28 PM)Alla Wrote:  

(26-10-2013 09:54 AM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  From a friend's facebook...

"Trust in the LORD with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways acknowledge Him, and He will make your paths straight."
Proverbs 3:5-6

Why?

because you are not always understand correctly. Metaphors have to be explained by those who wrote them.

hmmm... who is this Alla person who don't actually answer questions, while not answering them...

[Thinkerbelle]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!

A religious FB friend, who is constantly thanking gawd for this and that, blessing people, asking for prayers, etc. just posted a Indian- looking design. Quite pretty, actually. But the best thing is the quote under it from Richard Dawkins!

Not. A. Clue.

Hahahahahahahahahaha. <snort>

[Momsurroundedbyboys]

(09-12-2013 05:48 PM)Thinkerbelle Wrote:  Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!

A religious FB friend, who is constantly thanking gawd for this and that, blessing people, asking for prayers, etc. just posted a Indian- looking design. Quite pretty, actually. But the best thing is the quote under it from Richard Dawkins!

Not. A. Clue.

Hahahahahahahahahaha. <snort>

Oh, too funny! What did it say??

[Thinkerbelle]

(09-12-2013 05:56 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  

(09-12-2013 05:48 PM)Thinkerbelle Wrote:  Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!

A religious FB friend, who is constantly thanking gawd for this and that, blessing people, asking for prayers, etc. just posted a Indian- looking design. Quite pretty, actually. But the best thing is the quote under it from Richard Dawkins!

Not. A. Clue.

Hahahahahahahahahaha. <snort>

Oh, too funny! What did it say??

I took a screenshot. I'll see if this works....

   

[Momsurroundedbyboys]

(09-12-2013 06:01 PM)Thinkerbelle Wrote:  

(09-12-2013 05:56 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Oh, too funny! What did it say??

I took a screenshot. I'll see if this works....

Thank you! How ironic!