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21-04-2013, 11:41 PM (This post was last modified: 21-04-2013 11:44 PM by Heathen.)
RE: Bible Salesman
Very few people actually open the silly things anyway. Also, I don't see the bible as the problem, it's the religion that tells people how to interpret it.

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22-04-2013, 01:29 AM
RE: Bible Salesman
(21-04-2013 11:41 PM)Heathen Wrote:  Very few people actually open the silly things anyway. Also, I don't see the bible as the problem, it's the religion that tells people how to interpret it.

This is true. I have a couple around the house either holding something up or holding something down. They are handy little things.

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22-04-2013, 05:42 AM
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Is it going to be the porno version?

Or a pop-up version?

Or both?

I'd buy that!

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22-04-2013, 12:22 PM
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(22-04-2013 05:42 AM)DLJ Wrote:  Is it going to be the porno version?

Or a pop-up version?

Or both?

I'd buy that!
If the first version sells (or even if it doesn't) I've considered publishing The Bible Fast Forwarded, which would leave out everything but the good parts, i.e., the sex and violence. Profusely illustrated of course. Angel

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22-04-2013, 12:26 PM
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(21-04-2013 03:11 PM)ELK12695 Wrote:  No, acually this is really intriguing. On one side, you got the chance to make money out selling silly fariytale books. On the other side, the more books you sell the more you help spreading the plauge of sillyness among people around the world. Hmmm, it would make more sense if you renamed yourself "Darth F Stop", then you can make it seem like a evil plot to gain money and control.

Don't worry, I'm sure you'll be a great sithlord.
It is an evil plot to gain money (and maybe a little control) but I don't see any advantage in helping the customers figure that out. Drooling

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