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10-02-2017, 11:12 AM
Blokes at the pool
So when I go to the swimming pool at the gym, almost every bloke does the same thing. In the pool, front crawl, as many lengths as possible. No screwing around. Front crawl front crawl FRONT CRAWL. They may as well get their nobs out and show us how big they are.

Women, on the other hand, seem to enjoy a nice breast stroke in my experience.

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10-02-2017, 11:36 AM
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One guy did breast stroke today. He was fucking with my generalizations so I ignored him.

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10-02-2017, 11:47 AM
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Shit... I always get my knob out in public swimming pools. Doesn't every bloke?

An' I always do the Aussie crawl... nuthin' else!

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10-02-2017, 11:50 AM
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Yeah, I get it out too.

It's important to do it right before you intended to leave.

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10-02-2017, 11:54 AM
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(10-02-2017 11:12 AM)Robvalue Wrote:  So when I go to the swimming pool at the gym, almost every bloke does the same thing. In the pool, front crawl, as many lengths as possible. No screwing around. Front crawl front crawl FRONT CRAWL. They may as well get their nobs out and show us how big they are.

Simple, direct, to the point.

Quote:Women, on the other hand, seem to enjoy a nice breast stroke in my experience.

We're not talking swimming any more, are we?

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10-02-2017, 12:34 PM
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I don't know what the crawl is. I also would rather not expose myself in a public pool. Gasp

Y'all- put your knobs away, ffs. Blink
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10-02-2017, 12:38 PM
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I hardly ever do the breaststroke and I'm female. I typically do the front crawl in a public swimming pool. In a private pool, I don't really do a ton of laps, although I like doing handstands on the bottom of the pool.

Luckily, all the public swimming pools I've been in have been knob free. I don't want to take a public bath with these people No and some knobs should remain under cover, especially old waterlogged ones.

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11-02-2017, 03:46 AM
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(10-02-2017 12:34 PM)Emma Wrote:  I don't know what the crawl is. I also would rather not expose myself in a public pool. Gasp

Y'all- put your knobs away, ffs. Blink

The front crawl is where you raise an arm, bring it down into the water, and then push it backwards, while you raise the next arm to do the same thing. You're constantly pushing the water backwards at your side. It tends to be the fastest way to swim, but also the most tiring (except for the insanity which is the butterfly stroke).

I don't really get my nob/knob out. That would just be ridiculous. I run in naked in the first place.

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11-02-2017, 04:40 AM
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It's great though, because every time I go swimming I get to experience a different pool.

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11-02-2017, 05:04 AM
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Cocks are cool. We get it. Smile

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