Blood Moon tonight, and a crazy xtian
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15-04-2014, 08:57 AM
RE: Blood Moon tonight, and a crazy xtian
(15-04-2014 08:18 AM)Hobbitgirl Wrote:  One of my very best friends sent me a text last night telling me I should sleep with something red on my tummy, to protect the baby due to the blood moon..

(She says its part of her Hispanic heritage, a myth.) Honestly thought it was kind of cool to learn.

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15-04-2014, 09:06 AM
RE: Blood Moon tonight, and a crazy xtian
(14-04-2014 02:32 PM)Crulax Wrote:  Quit watching after she asked "Does god use the motion of the planets to communicate with us?" Facepalm

I found a complete list of "God's" scheduled speaking engagements on this site.

Here is a list of just "his" speaking events from "his" 2081 - 2100 schedule alone.

Solar Eclipse Paths: 2081 - 2100

2081 Mar 10 15:23:31 Annular central 131 -0.3653 0.930 277.4 07m36s
2081 Sep 03 09:07:31 Total central 136 0.3378 1.072 247.3 05m33s
2082 Feb 27 14:46:60 Annular central 141 0.3361 0.930 276.9 08m12s
2082 Aug 24 01:16:21 Total central 146 -0.4004 1.045 162.9 04m01s
2084 Jul 03 01:50:26 Annular central 128 0.8208 0.942 377.4 04m25s
2084 Dec 27 09:13:48 Total central 133 -0.4094 1.040 145.7 03m04s
2085 Jun 22 03:21:16 Annular central 138 0.0452 0.970 106.4 03m29s
2085 Dec 16 22:37:48 Annular central 143 0.2786 0.997 10.4 00m19s
2086 Jun 11 11:07:14 Total central 148 -0.7215 1.017 85.9 01m48s
2088 Apr 21 10:31:49 Total central 130 0.4135 1.047 173.1 03m58s
2088 Oct 14 14:48:05 Annular central 135 -0.5349 0.973 115.2 02m38s
2089 Apr 10 22:44:42 Annular central 140 -0.3319 0.992 30.0 00m53s
2089 Oct 04 01:15:23 Total central 145 0.2167 1.033 114.9 03m14s
2090 Sep 23 16:56:36 Total central 155 0.9157 1.056 462.9 03m36s
2091 Aug 15 00:34:43 Total central 127 -0.9490 1.022 236.5 01m38s
2092 Feb 07 15:10:20 Annular central 132 0.4322 0.984 62.5 01m48s
2092 Aug 03 09:59:33 Annular central 137 -0.2044 0.979 74.7 02m31s
2093 Jan 27 03:22:16 Total central 142 -0.2737 1.034 119.3 02m58s
2093 Jul 23 12:32:04 Annular central 147 0.5717 0.946 241.3 05m11s
2094 Jan 16 18:59:03 Total central 152 -0.9333 1.034 329.4 01m51s
2095 Jun 02 10:07:40 Total central 129 -0.6396 1.033 144.8 03m18s
2095 Nov 27 01:02:57 Annular central 134 0.4903 0.933 284.8 08m47s
2096 May 22 01:37:14 Total central 139 0.1196 1.074 240.9 06m06s
2096 Nov 15 00:36:15 Annular central 144 -0.2018 0.924 293.6 08m53s
2097 May 11 18:34:31 Total central 149 0.8516 1.054 339.5 03m10s
2097 Nov 04 02:01:25 Annular central 154 -0.8926 0.949 410.7 03m36s
2099 Mar 21 22:54:32 Annular central 131 -0.4016 0.932 275.0 07m32s
2099 Sep 14 16:57:53 Total central 136 0.3942 1.068 241.0 05m18s
2100 Mar 10 22:28:11 Annular central 141 0.3077 0.934 257.5 07m29s
2100 Sep 04 08:49:20 Total central 146 -0.3384 1.040 142.1 03m32s

Now that we know "his" entire speaking schedule (thanks to NASA and SCIENCE), what do we possibly do with this information? Blink

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15-04-2014, 09:13 AM
RE: Blood Moon tonight, and a crazy xtian
(15-04-2014 08:18 AM)Hobbitgirl Wrote:  One of my very best friends sent me a text last night telling me I should sleep with something red on my tummy, to protect the baby due to the blood moon..

(She says its part of her Hispanic heritage, a myth.) Honestly thought it was kind of cool to learn.

I had a friend ask on Facebook if that was true, or just a Mexican thing. (She's also pregnant...by the way, congradulations Hobbitgirl!) Actually she said she was told to rush home before the "blood moon" began or her baby wouldn't be healthy. I guess she just had to be physically at home, nothing about red on her belly.

I told here it was not true, and then just explained science to her.

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15-04-2014, 09:24 AM (This post was last modified: 15-04-2014 09:32 AM by Raptor Jesus.)
RE: Blood Moon tonight, and a crazy xtian
By the way...

...is not "God's" "method" of "speaking" to us through eclipses and meteors, rather than using language to simply tell us what "he" want to tell us a bit like me communicating with my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her by dropping a pencil on the floor, whether she sees me do it or not and regardless of whether she's even in the same room to see it happen, and my expecting her to understand that means we are now broken up, and I am free to sleep with other girls, and if she doesn't get that then it's her own damned fault for failure to read the "sign" I gave her of dropping the pencil?!

How clearer of a message could I possible have given her Huh

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15-04-2014, 11:28 AM
RE: Blood Moon tonight, and a crazy xtian
(15-04-2014 09:24 AM)Raptor Jesus Wrote:  By the way...

...is not "God's" "method" of "speaking" to us through eclipses and meteors, rather than using language to simply tell us what "he" want to tell us a bit like me communicating with my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her by dropping a pencil on the floor, whether she sees me do it or not and regardless of whether she's even in the same room to see it happen, and my expecting her to understand that means we are now broken up, and I am free to sleep with other girls, and if she doesn't get that then it's her own damned fault for failure to read the "sign" I gave her of dropping the pencil?!

How clearer of a message could I possible have given her Huh

Dontcha know god is to busy smiting people , then helping countries win wars, politicians get elected, and football players make touchdowns..... so pay some damn attention to the fuckin moon sign he knew we would understand. Angry

Why else would the wolves howl at the moon ? They know. Smartass

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15-04-2014, 12:27 PM
RE: Blood Moon tonight, and a crazy xtian
If you missed it, you'll have three other chances!

Another this year in October. And two more chances next year.

According to the NASA website, it's unusual to get full 4 lunar eclipses in a row.


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15-04-2014, 01:47 PM
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I didn't see it, didn't care either... I'm tired of seeing lunar eclipses, nothing ever happens.

I WANT MY APOCALYPSE!!! Evil_monster

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15-04-2014, 02:08 PM
RE: Blood Moon tonight, and a crazy xtian
(15-04-2014 12:27 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  If you missed it, you'll have three other chances!

Another this year in October. And two more chances next year.

According to the NASA website, it's unusual to get full 4 lunar eclipses in a row.

Yeah! That's called a tetrad! Even more of a sign from "God"!!!!! Gasp

REPENT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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15-04-2014, 02:31 PM
RE: Blood Moon tonight, and a crazy xtian
(15-04-2014 01:47 PM)nach_in Wrote:  I didn't see it, didn't care either... I'm tired of seeing lunar eclipses, nothing ever happens.

I WANT MY APOCALYPSE!!! Evil_monster

I actually want this rapture thing to happen now.. a third of the worlds stupid will vanish.

The requirement of evidence to back your claim does not disappear because it hurts your feelings, reality does not care about your feefees.
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15-04-2014, 03:18 PM
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(15-04-2014 02:31 PM)Blackhand293 Wrote:  
(15-04-2014 01:47 PM)nach_in Wrote:  I didn't see it, didn't care either... I'm tired of seeing lunar eclipses, nothing ever happens.

I WANT MY APOCALYPSE!!! Evil_monster

I actually want this rapture thing to happen now.. a third of the worlds stupid will vanish.

Nope. Just 144,000 male Jewish virgins. Says so in their book. Yes

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