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10-02-2017, 07:51 PM
RE: Bloomers
A single guy who was vacationing in the Bahamas couldn’t seem to make it with any of the girls. So he asked the local lifeguard for some advice.

"Mate, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing them old baggy swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer. They're years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos - about two sizes too small - and drop a fist-sized avocado down inside 'em. I'm tellin' ya... you'll have all the babes ya want!"

The following weekend, the dude hits the beach with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized avocado. Everybody on the beach was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick!

So he went back to the lifeguard again and asked him, "What's wrong now?" "Damn, Mate!" said the lifeguard, “The avocado goes in front!!"

Names were changed to protect the innocent. No idea why I thought this belonged here.

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10-02-2017, 08:59 PM
RE: Bloomers
(10-02-2017 06:27 PM)jennybee Wrote:  
(10-02-2017 06:25 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  Geeze, I especially wear some thick cotton boy panties under my yoga pants. Cause...well....ya know..... this......

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Yuppppp Laugh out load

Nope. The only endangered species I have no problem with isthe mooseknuckle.

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10-02-2017, 10:24 PM
RE: Bloomers
I haz a sad.

One, I wear boxer briefs. Two, when I think 'bloomers' this is what comes to mind...

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...sportswear worn by schoolgirls in Japan for gym class. For the record, this is over and above any other underwear. Thanks animation majors in college!

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11-02-2017, 05:56 AM
RE: Bloomers
I usually wear briefs but... when I go running I'm freeeee Smile

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11-02-2017, 09:10 AM
RE: Bloomers
(11-02-2017 05:56 AM)morondog Wrote:  I usually wear briefs but... when I go running I'm freeeee Smile

Doesn't everything flop about? Tongue Laugh out load I would think running would be the time to employ the briefs. Consider

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11-02-2017, 09:19 AM
RE: Bloomers
(10-02-2017 10:24 PM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  I haz a sad.

One, I wear boxer briefs. Two, when I think 'bloomers' this is what comes to mind...

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...sportswear worn by schoolgirls in Japan for gym class. For the record, this is over and above any other underwear. Thanks animation majors in college!

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Bloomers were named after this gal, Amelia Bloomer. She got sick and tired of wearing hoop skirts and all the crap Victorian women had to wear and came up with these puffy pants.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amelia_Bloomer

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She was an early Women's Rights advocate but her creative pants were laughed at and ridiculed. Before women wore bloomers under their dresses they wore nothing, no underpants of any kind. It made it easier to pee in those huge skirts and dresses.

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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11-02-2017, 09:26 AM
RE: Bloomers
Just FYI: My option wasn't on the list.

Consider

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11-02-2017, 09:32 AM
RE: Bloomers
(10-02-2017 06:27 PM)jennybee Wrote:  
(10-02-2017 06:25 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  Geeze, I especially wear some thick cotton boy panties under my yoga pants. Cause...well....ya know..... this......

Yuppppp Laugh out load

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11-02-2017, 09:34 AM
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(11-02-2017 09:26 AM)WillHopp Wrote:  Just FYI: My option wasn't on the list.

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What is your option? I'm almost afraid to ask Tongue

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11-02-2017, 09:49 AM
RE: Bloomers
Boxes.

Erm, I mean boxers.

There must be plenty of boxing going on in there, I'm always having to step in and separate them.

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