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16-03-2016, 05:50 AM
Bluff
Wouldn't it be awkward if you died, and went to heaven (bear with it), and you saw all these gods. So, you lined up at the god you have worshipped all your life. All of a sudden, he pulls out a sign and turns it over. It reads 'bluff'.

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16-03-2016, 05:54 AM
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It wouldn't be as awkward as unlikely.

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16-03-2016, 06:48 AM
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(16-03-2016 05:54 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  It wouldn't be as awkward as unlikely.

Aren't all gods?
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16-03-2016, 07:08 AM
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I think the one true god would pull Uno.
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16-03-2016, 08:03 AM
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The one true god would have a sign saying 'truth'
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16-03-2016, 09:13 AM
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(16-03-2016 08:03 AM)Kyx Wrote:  The one true god would have a sign saying 'truth'

Or, it turns out there are no true gods, but there's still (somehow) a heaven. So, everyone gets there, most of them find out they were wrong, but hey: party!
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16-03-2016, 10:16 AM
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Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

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16-03-2016, 11:16 AM
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I think "Just Kidding" would be the sign you'd see.
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16-03-2016, 12:45 PM
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(16-03-2016 05:50 AM)Kyx Wrote:  Wouldn't it be awkward if you died, and went to heaven (bear with it), and you saw all these gods. So, you lined up at the god you have worshipped all your life. All of a sudden, he pulls out a sign and turns it over. It reads 'bluff'.

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My God would use his noodly appendage to flip over a sign that read "Marinara" and I would just nod in agreement because it would make perfect sense.

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