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05-02-2016, 09:37 AM
RE: Bones of Jesus
(05-02-2016 09:32 AM)Aliza Wrote:  
(04-02-2016 11:38 AM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  The Jews believed in "shades". A shade was not recognizable, (by normal people).

A shade? What is that?

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05-02-2016, 04:05 PM
RE: Bones of Jesus
(05-02-2016 09:32 AM)Aliza Wrote:  
(04-02-2016 11:38 AM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  The Jews believed in "shades". A shade was not recognizable, (by normal people).

A shade? What is that?

Some sort of spectre, I think.

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05-02-2016, 04:11 PM
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(05-02-2016 12:10 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  Taken bodily up to heaven?

What the fuck does up even mean in relation to our universe? Which direction is he going? Rolleyes

If he ascended when the sun was overhead, I guess he flew into the sun. Facepalm

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05-02-2016, 04:14 PM
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Who knows what lurks in hearts of men?

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Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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05-02-2016, 04:16 PM
Sad RE: Bones of Jesus
(05-02-2016 04:11 PM)TheInquisition Wrote:  
(05-02-2016 12:10 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  Taken bodily up to heaven?

What the fuck does up even mean in relation to our universe? Which direction is he going? Rolleyes

If he ascended when the sun was overhead, I guess he flew into the sun. Facepalm

Ahhh, Then his wings fell of due to the melted wax and he plummeted to the ground like a fallen angel and THAT'S how they got his bones.
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05-02-2016, 05:04 PM
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Hey mohammed flew up to heaven too.


And so did Romulus!

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05-02-2016, 05:19 PM
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Try reading Another Roadside Attraction form 20 years back. Great book about Jesus's bones being discovered in the tunnels beneath the Vatican.
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05-02-2016, 05:37 PM
RE: Bones of Jesus
(04-02-2016 11:09 AM)Heatheness Wrote:  Well... he like, resurrected, walked around a bit then popped a few miracles then said, "I'm blowin' this here pop stand" and threw his bones in a hole and rode Pegasus to heaven sprinkling a rainbow of skittles behind him. Or some such other BS that they'll make up.

So if he's in heaven without his bones do they call him Floppy Jebus

Cool, I like Floppy Jesus. Would also explain why Thomas had his doubts.

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05-02-2016, 08:22 PM
RE: Bones of Jesus
(05-02-2016 05:37 PM)Marozz Wrote:  
(04-02-2016 11:09 AM)Heatheness Wrote:  Well... he like, resurrected, walked around a bit then popped a few miracles then said, "I'm blowin' this here pop stand" and threw his bones in a hole and rode Pegasus to heaven sprinkling a rainbow of skittles behind him. Or some such other BS that they'll make up.

So if he's in heaven without his bones do they call him Floppy Jebus

Cool, I like Floppy Jesus. Would also explain why Thomas had his doubts.

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06-02-2016, 03:32 AM
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