Book Idea
Post Reply
 
Thread Rating:
  • 0 Votes - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
12-05-2014, 06:23 PM
Book Idea
I was sitting on the toilet at work reading an article about the bible on my phone, when I had a flash of inspiration! I'm starting a new book:

Finding God on a Toilet Seat: An Alternative Explanation for the Virgin Birth

E 2 = (mc 2)2 + (pc )2
614C → 714N + e + ̅νe
2 K(s) + 2 H2O(l) → 2 KOH(aq) + H2 (g) + 196 kJ/mol
It works, bitches.
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
12-05-2014, 06:37 PM
RE: Book Idea
I hope you didn't get any god on the toilet seat....

ewwwww.....[Image: smiley-sick007.gif]

See here they are the bruises some were self-inflicted and some showed up along the way. - JF

We're all mad here. The Cheshire Cat
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 2 users Like Anjele's post
12-05-2014, 06:43 PM
RE: Book Idea
(12-05-2014 06:37 PM)Anjele Wrote:  I hope you didn't get any god on the toilet seat....

ewwwww.....[Image: smiley-sick007.gif]

Would that be from the first, or second coming?

[Image: images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRcmPL4codsbtiJhpFav3r...-w_49ttW6a]
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 4 users Like Jeffasaurus's post
13-05-2014, 04:37 AM
RE: Book Idea
Is it a joke or are you serious? Haha

He that would make his own liberty secure, must guard even his enemy from oppression.
-- Thomas Paine,
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
08-08-2014, 07:56 PM
RE: Book Idea
That title... my imagination... Censored hahaha.
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
09-08-2014, 12:16 PM (This post was last modified: 09-08-2014 12:46 PM by Impulse.)
RE: Book Idea
I don't know how widespread this saying is, but when I was in college, they used call puking in the toilet after a night of too much drinking "worshiping the porcelain god". This gives it new meaning. Tongue

I am not accountable to any God. I am accountable to myself - and not because I think I am God as some theists would try to assert - but because, no matter what actions I take, thoughts I think, or words I utter, I have to be able to live with myself.
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
Post Reply
Forum Jump: